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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 03:17 PM
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Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked a mile...
Can you imagine that? !!
:-)
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 03:54 PM
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1. for a Camel? It Kent be true. Parliament would outlaw it.
Still, Koolstory. Maybe he just had a Lucky Strike.
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NuclearDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 04:01 PM
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2. And so long story shSMOKEort, folks, is thaSMOKEt Jesus saves all!
TherSMOKEe is nothing sublimSMOKEinal going on here. Pay no attSMOKEention to the man behind the curSMOKEtain.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 04:02 PM
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3. Toto, too?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:56 PM
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18. That might very well be True....and the story does have some Merit.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 06:09 PM
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19. Heh. I heart snark. Here you go.
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SDuderstadt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 04:02 PM
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4. He must've had an...
awfully long rope.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 04:04 PM
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5. Yep
:-) He could perform miracles.
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notesdev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 04:44 PM
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6. either that
or that was 1 mile of the same short circle over and over and over
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 04:46 PM
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7. tie donkey to tree, walk a mile.... yes I can imagine that
although he could have perhaps rode the ass instead. Or is riding ass forbidden?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 04:47 PM
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8. Can't imagine it because no one walks anywhere anymore
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:17 PM
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10. He obviously wasn't in L.A. nt
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:17 PM
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9. Yes, and I can imagine the parade of unicorns & leprechauns following him to big rock candy mountain
Edited on Mon Feb-21-11 05:18 PM by Warren DeMontague
but that doesn't mean any of it actually happened.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:18 PM
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11. Dare you to ridicule Islam similarly.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:24 PM
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14. Ridicule how? By saying it's all fairy-tale, made up mythology?
Okay, it is.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:21 PM
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12. How bout some Hindu mockery got some there too?
:wow:
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:24 PM
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15. There are no blue people.
Satisfied?
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:21 PM
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13. Any Budha stuff?
:crazy:
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:25 PM
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16. No, because Buddhism isn't a religion in the way Western Religious people understand it.
But I don't expect you to get that.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 05:27 PM
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17. I wasn't talking to you.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 06:58 PM
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24. It's the internet.
So deal.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 06:23 PM
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22. As someone who studied Buddhism on several levels, it most certainly is a religion
the way western people understand it.

Dogma, hierarchy, symbolism, philosophy.

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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 03:07 PM
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26. My Chinese exchange student characterizes it as "tradition" not religion.
Like the Christmas Tree or the Thanksgiving Turkey,
they experience it for the tradition, not because
of supernatural beliefs.
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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 06:11 PM
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20. My god! Oft-repeated DU talking points not in the proper forum
(Religion/Atheism).

What the fuck is wrong with this picture????

Where would a joke ridiculing Zionists end up?

In the Israel/Palestine dungeon, of course.

"How cool we are to ridicule (and very poorly, I might add) that in which we don't believe. My opinion is RIGHT:Your opinion is WRONG!"

Big tent, my ass.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 06:19 PM
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21. Lighten up Francis
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 06:48 PM
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23. Link, or location in NT? nt
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-11 07:08 PM
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25. This is an old joke ...
...it should not be in the Religion Forum. It should be in the Lounge if not GD..

This is nothing from the Bible.
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