Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory;" but Peter came fifth and won a

cleanhippie

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Fri Sep-30-11 01:58 PM
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Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory;" but Peter came fifth and won a

toaster.

Happy Blasphemy Day!!!

:hi:

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Autumn

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Fri Sep-30-11 02:01 PM
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1. Good for Peter. Damn hard to get a good toaster that lasts

Happy Blasphemy Day to you too

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Pab Sungenis

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Fri Sep-30-11 02:03 PM
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2. Blasphe-mEEEEE! Blasphe-yOOOOOOU!

Blasphe-everybody-in-the-room!

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Tyrs WolfDaemon

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Fri Sep-30-11 03:02 PM
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3. But was it a Darth Vader toaster?

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Kurmudgeon

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Fri Sep-30-11 03:14 PM
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4. Happy Intolerance Day to you too!

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cleanhippie

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Fri Sep-30-11 03:25 PM
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5. Only you ( and a few others here) would consider this intolerance.

Edited on Fri Sep-30-11 04:00 PM by cleanhippie

Me think thou does project too much.

Careful, you are letting your insecurities show...

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darkstar3

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Fri Sep-30-11 04:08 PM
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7. You have no idea what intolerance looks like, based on that sentence.

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starroute

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Sat Oct-01-11 10:52 AM
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8. How about you chill out and have a frosty mug of 2 Corinthians 3:6

"The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life."

Or in other words, any religion that takes itself too seriously becomes a death-trap.

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cleanhippie

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Sat Oct-01-11 10:59 AM
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9. +1. Problem is, most believers like this do not follow their own saviors teachings.

It's that cafeteria style religious believer.

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roguevalley

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Sat Oct-01-11 12:37 PM
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10. actually, I don't mind religious jokes as long as they don't turn

into a slag fest but I don't get the humor of this one. Meh, to each his own. :)

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provis99

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Fri Sep-30-11 03:45 PM
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6. Jesus ate magic mushroooms and hallucinated Satan!

Happy Blasphemy day!

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LeftishBrit

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Sat Oct-01-11 12:49 PM
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11. After the Flood, God told everyone to go forth and multiply

But the snakes stayed behind, because they were only adders.

But then Noah found them a hollow tree, so they could multiply by logs.

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