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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:33 PM
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Why Is God So Weak? What The Hell Happened?
What happened to God that he can no longer defend himself?

He is getting kicked out of school.

He's getting kicked out of courts.

Kicked out of the legislature.

I mean this guy used to turn people into salt for even looking the wrong way!

They say he's even getting kicked out of Christmas!!!!

Now that's lower than a snake's belly.

Next thing you know, they'll be kicking him off the dollar bill!

We need more people to help him.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:35 PM
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1. Are you talking about God, or
homosexuals?
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:39 PM
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2. ...
:evilgrin:
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Lindacooks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:40 PM
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3. That's exactly the point.
Right wing Christians, and I use that term loosely, who are so vindictive and vile about what they see as persecution, obviously thing that God is unbelievably weak - a little puppy or kitten they have to defend.

Or maybe it's their faith that's unbelievably weak, and can't take any examination at all, or it would all fall apart.
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:45 PM
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7. Actually, That Is The Correct Answer
It is their faith...and their prejudices that they claim are supported by their God and their faith. It can't take any examination at all, because it will fall apart, because they know it's bullshit.

I'm a Christian. I don't persecute other people in the name of my God. These people do. They are no Christians, and they know it. Or the scarier thing is that some of them actually DON'T know that Christians...TRUE Christians...don't act that way.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:40 PM
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4. And why the hell is he always in need of MONEY?
Isn't he GOD? Can't he balance a fucking checkbook?
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 01:13 AM
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16. He needs the money for shoes.
God loves shoes. Pointy shoes, boxy shoes, lace-up shoes, boots with spurs.

The only ones he doesn't like are the velcro ones. He thinks they're kinda dumb.
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:41 PM
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5. Yeah, and I don't think God even blinks an eye
as people insist on tying him to commercialism. That's not what his message was about or the life of his son.
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:45 PM
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6. You guys are a bunch of Tough Guy Liberal Jerks
Pick on someone your own size.

:D
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:46 PM
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8. Gawd is a wussy
and a victim
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:47 PM
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9. Are you talking about that guy in that book that a bunch of guys wrote?
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 11:53 PM by chimpsrsmarter
you know, the guys in charge that wanted to keep everybody in line so they made up this all powerful being that rewards you for being good and staying in line and then they guy they invented that would punish you for daring to ever question the power structure?
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:55 PM
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10. I believe in the God
who is head of The Church of What's Happening Now. My, God, is really cool and he knows he/she does not belong there, anyway. My God does not want to be on money because it is filthy.
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Clara T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:56 PM
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11. Lost HIS chalice?
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 11:57 PM by Clara T




http://www.intriguing.com/mp/holygrail.asp
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:59 PM
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12. He is weak except for when he's Pat Robertson's slavering Rottweiler...
of a god. The one that Pat is always threatening to sic on those who displease Pat.

I wish these idiots would make up their freakin' minds.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:04 AM
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13. Praise the Lord For All That Is Good. He Is As Strong In My Heart As Ever
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:10 AM
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14. Whazzzupp! OperationMindCrime.
B-)
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:19 AM
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15. Right, and he's been stuffed into a tidy little box
completely restricted to the pages of one solitary book.

If they want to keep a god, they're gonna have to let him out of the cage.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:39 AM
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17. Apparently he is no longer what he was in Biblical days
That's why He needs pit-bull Fundies to work in his name to ensure that His will is imposed on every corner of the USA. They will leave no stone unturned, no curtain unopened, no law unchanged until they rule the nation.

Rights, what rights? You don't need no stinkin' rights!
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Bloodblister Bob Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:55 AM
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18. The Christian God seems very conflicted, angry, irrational and cruel...
...just like the Christians we see yammering on TV every day.

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bryhos Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:40 AM
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19. GODis not weak!
check Your history on christmas youll find that christmas has nothing to do with GOD or JESUS. another blindfold from the roman catholic church
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MellowOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 03:56 PM
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20. It's not God, it's Christians who are weak
For the most part, not everyone, of course. But Christians don't tap into all the power that's available to us. We spend more time on tlevison, movies, computers, cellphones, etc. than we spend with God. Great faith and closes relationships with God can move mountains.
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