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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:26 AM
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Is God a Hamster?
Edited on Tue Jan-10-06 11:26 AM by Beetwasher
I dunno, seemed just as likely as god being a dimension or mathematical equation. :evilgrin:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:29 AM
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1. Dunno, but perhaps the whole universe is the result of a sneeze.
Never had that one ruled out either.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 03:48 PM
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15. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
You may think it's funny but it's not.

God Bless You.
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Notary Sojac Donating Member (28 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:29 AM
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2. If you're a hamster, He is. eom
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:40 AM
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5. I'm Not Sure I'm Not A Hamster
Edited on Tue Jan-10-06 11:40 AM by Beetwasher
Are you? How do you know you'r not a hamster that just thinks it's human? Maybe it's god's will.
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:34 AM
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3. Probably a Beetle. There are more
types of beetles than all other animals on Earth.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 03:51 PM
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16. John Lennon Darwinism.
The very best.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:36 AM
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4. Well, I thought he was George Burns.
:shrug:
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:47 AM
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6. Of course, god's a hamster!
And a lot of other things, too.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 02:49 PM
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10. How About A Gob Of Phlegm?
:shrug:
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:26 PM
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19. Heheh!
Sure, why, not?
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 10:12 AM
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25. How About That Creepy Guy Who Hangs Out In Front of The Supermarket?
You know, the one w/ the coke bottle glasses who wears sweaters that are way too tight and his pants reach mid-calf? Is he god?
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:38 AM
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26. You mean 'ol Sam Alito?
Of course he is! And he also sits on god's asshole, as do you and I.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 12:40 PM
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27. How About a Baked Apple?
God's asshole? That's an odd place to be stting. Didn't realize that's where I was...:freak:
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:20 PM
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29. no I'm not God
and I'm not that creepy
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:01 AM
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30. Well Then, For God's Sake Man!
Wipe the crumbs off your face, and get some new pants!
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 12:52 PM
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33. but I save those crumbs for when I need a snack
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gunsaximbo Donating Member (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:52 AM
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7. I hope not
... because that means he's crawling up someones ass and his name is
Lemmiwinks!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:54 AM
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8. Yes
and everything else.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 02:49 PM
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12. Even a Penguin?
:shrug:

What about an EVIL Hamster?
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 03:08 PM
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13. Yes
and Tat Sam Asi--You Are That.

Om Shanti Shanti Shanti
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 03:20 PM
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14. What If The Evil Hamster Had Only Three Legs?
Sam I am, I will not eat green eggs and ham!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 07:28 PM
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20. The Sam I am
I know is Sam and he who Sam is is very Sam with wise words in my sig line.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 08:46 PM
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21. "Signature Lines Are Currently Off Due To High Traffic"
That's a helluva Sam, alright!
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 11:56 AM
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9. Yes he is and with my Superatheist powers,
I cursed him to run on the wheel of life for all eternity.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 02:49 PM
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11. Oh, boy!
:popcorn:
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:31 PM
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17. I don't know when you're all going to recognize the obvious
I'm god.

But I gave you freewill (Free Willy on the other hand was the devil's work!) so you can choose to believe or not. So sad that so many choose to not recognize the evidence all around you.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:15 PM
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18. You're a Hamster?
Wow! Cool!
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 01:34 AM
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23. Yes
That's right. I'm a big fluffy imaginary golden hamster. Whatcha gonna do about it? :-)
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 10:09 AM
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24. Microwave?
:shrug:
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 01:43 PM
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28. Well, if you're going to engage in a little deicide
You should know that us imaginary golden hamsters are especially tasty with teriyaki sauce.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:03 AM
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31. Nahh, I Just Want To See You 'Splode!
n/t
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FM Arouet666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 01:15 AM
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22. Dammit man, Richard Gere has god. Help! Help!
Yes I know it was allegedly a gerbil and probably an urban myth, but my mind went to the gutter. :evilgrin:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:04 AM
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32. I Guess You DO Find God In The Strangest of Places!
:evilgrin:
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