It's heeeeeere

6/6/6. Everyone staying home today and holding their crucifix? Or holding their....no, I won't go there.

One good thing...Walmart will be DEAD.

Oh..wait. I'm a good liberal. Not supposed to shop there!

So what are you all doing today? I've encouraged my son in law NOT to wear his "Teach your children to love Satan" T-shirt today, which he insists is a joke. He is kind of odd but he brought some awesome genes into the family. My grandchildren are lovely.

I think I am supposed to dance nakid under the moon and eat a baby or something like that....but I will have to check my manual.

I may go with my teens....if they will have me...to see the Damian movie..but otherwise I plan to relax and enjoy my last few days of freedom before school lets out..Thursday is my real day of horor...the last day of school.......AAARRRRRRRRR..

I call Thursday my first day of freedom. It's all perspective.

Or are you REALLY free?

I stopped teaching summer school in 2000. Less money, more time. I like time more than money.

we have a teacher who likes summer school, so it is all his.

I do teach some classes for a local tech school and there is usually a class in the summer for the migrant workers in the area. So I will probably be teaching a public speaking class.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html


Is My Child The Devil's Son?
A Checklist for Christian Mothers

3. If the 06-06-06 date can not be avoided, make sure that the child is kept in a chicken cage on the hospital floor, and that there are at least two full grown hogs within four feet of the cage at all times. As a Bible believing Christian, you know that demons and pigs act like the two sides of Velcro when they are around each other (Mark 5:12-13), so keeping them by your newborn's side acts as a Godly safety net. If one of the hogs starts grinning and snorting, prancing about, or just plain acting full of the Devil's business by emptying its bowels all over the hospital floor, get it out to a lake and drown it as soon as humanly possible. And you don't have to be a Christ-killing Jew to know this: Goodness gracious, don't eat the bacon!

:rofl:

I love Landover Baptist.

Betty Bowers is a wonderful role model.

should have worn my "Heretic in good company" T-shirt today! :evilgrin:

We in Mississippi are picking a sacrificial lamb (er, candidate) to run against trent lott in November. A democratic primary election in rural south Mississippi, that should be a ghost town. Then I'm off to get some chicken; I'm whupping up some spicy fettucinne and chicken tonight. That should ward off evil spirits.

Washington's time (which is why he had two birthdays, the Chinese calendar, the Mayan calendar ....

divorced any day now.

Wait a minute....celebrating the 20th anniversary of my high school graduation???? OMFSM I'm so old! And what have I done with my life? :cry:


Thanks TGrannie!




;-)

but George Bush came to my home town yesterday. Is that close enough?