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The last time Cleveland won a title in ANY sport was 1964.
1964.
That's 5 years before I was born. Martin Luther King and Malcolm X were still alive. The Vietnam War was getting underway, as was the "British Invasion". The NFL didn't even have the Super Bowl yet. Cleveland's running back was Jim Brown.
Whether it's bad management, bad drafts, bad luck or just plain bad games at the most inopportune times, it seems that if Cleveland won a title in anything, the earth would probably cave in on itself.
This is what other cities don't seem to get about being a Cleveland sports fan:
DC? Three Redskins Super Bowl wins in the 80s and 90s. Last championship was in 1991. Not even close to our drought.
Boston? Call me nuts, but I highly doubt I'm gonna feel sorry for fans that had to suffer through an 86-year WS drought when you have the 2004 and 2007 WS wins, the 3 recent New England SUPER BOWL wins (complete with the Browns old coach, no less) and several Celtic championships scattered over decades, not to mention a Celtic team loaded with all-stars this year.
Nueva York? Fuggedaboudit. 28 WS championships between the Yanks and the Mets, three Super Bowl wins by the Giants and Jets, five Stanley Cups between the Islanders and the Rangers and the biggest payroll in all of sports doesn't allow you to have any grumblings about how sorry the Knicks are.
America's favorite "wait 'til next year" gang, the Cubs, are STILL in Chicago. Please. Your city has SIX NBA titles, a 1985 SB win and a 2005 White Sox WS win.
The list goes on.
LA? Dodgers, Lakers, Sparx and Raiders all have at least 2 titles in their sports since 1980 (the Lakers have NINE). Count nearby adopted Anaheim, and the total title count rises two more (Ducks & Angels).
Atlanta? WS title in 1995. All that pitching in all of those WS and only . . . you guessed it folks, CLEVELAND . . . couldn't beat them.
Detroit? Red Wings, Pistons and Tigers all have multiple titles since the 80s, so you get no support group pass, Lions fans.
Pittsburgh? Six Steelers SB wins, Pirates winning the WS in 1979 and three Stanley Cups by the Penguins. SORRAH!
The entire state of Texas has so many damned titles to choose from: Houston Rockets, Dallas Cowboys, San Antonio Spurs, UT's 2006 NCAA title, etc.
Even the Florida Marlins, established in 1993, has two World series wins in their young age. One of them over Cleveland, which still stabs our hearts to this day.
Even a mid-market team like Kansas City won a WS in 1985.
Philly is now off the multi-sports misery list with the soon-to-be Back-To-Back WS Champion Phillies (hopefully) and Seattle is no longer a 3-sport city. Otherwise, they'd be our nearest competitors in sports futility.
I'm just convinced that winning is what happens to OTHER cities. When Cleveland loses, it's almost always in the most heartbreaking fashion possible. Our pitching sucks. Our defensive coordinator has no plan. We can't stop the superstar. We have a superstar but no offensive plan, coaching or help. Our bats take a vacation. We lack killer instinct. We play not to lose instead of playing to win. We can't FINISH THE DAMNED JOB, JOSE MESA!!!!
What is it that other teams have that Cleveland's teams always seem to be missing?
Is it luck? Is it non-inept sports management? Is it great drafts (which, again, is luck)? Cohesiveness? Coaching?
Or is it just that other teams plain and simple WANT it more?
Does every athlete besides LeBron James in this city not have a stitch of killer instinct?
Being a fan in the most snake-bitten city in all of sports means never having to feel sorry for other people's supposed "futility".
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