TOP 10 DALLAS COWBOY ARRESTS OF ALL-TIME

Too funny.

http://mikeresponts.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/top-10-dallas-cowboy-arrests-of-all-time/

I'm blocked at work and will have to see this at home tonight.

what a great god fearing team.

...it's all in good fun...why, I was even happy when the crimeboys beat the Philadelphia Dog Killers in the playoffs.

I simply can't understand why some people would spend all of their time hating on a team. I have never understood it. And I said hating, not disliking. There is a difference.

The only language you know. I guess you didn't see Poppy Bush in Tom Benson's suite either. I need to remind you of something about your obsessiveness with the Cowboys and why you hate Dallas

Playoff record against 9ers. Dallas 5 and 2. Enough said.

Or are you on the bottle already this morning?

Let me see, you made a competition of Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith for the HOF. Douche number 1.

Every post you make is some sort of propaganda for the 9ers - "9ers back will be all time rusher for franchise" or some such nonsense. Douche number 2.

"Joe Montana is the greatest quarterback ever." Have you ever considered, I don't know, Johnny Unitas perhaps? Even I as a Cowboy fan understand Emmitt Smith is not the greatest back ever. You have no objectivity. Douche number 3.

Shall I continue? We won't go into the little dick of an owner you had with mafia ties.

My drink of choice is Mountain Dew. You being a 49er fan, I'm sure your drug of choice is some primo Owsley acid. That's the only way you can get through the haze of your clouded thinking.

....Dubya: And you say there are more people with your skin shade? Amazing! Why haven't I seen any of them?

Laura: Jesus H Christ, I killed the wrong freaking boyfriend.

...Not your's, but mad's...

I know for some of you it's in fun. But I just don't understand the hate to the level some people have. I always would focus on my team's problems, schedule, etc, and then I see others who say "I pull for any team that plays (insert team)." I have never, ever understood that.

...and I don't mind...usually. :evilgrin:

This season made me reconsider some things about him, but I still think he's a helluva coach. Again, when people say that about him, that's just envy.

...even i admit he'd be a hard guy to like, hardly very outwardly personal, although he does have a good rapport with his players.

Jesus these new sports forum posters crack me up.

Mad posted about a Phin getting arrested... what, you think he did it as a public service announcement?

LOL---Nah---he's busting my chops... but hey---I can take it.

So--- I got him right back.

If you want to hang out in the sports forum... man up a bit.

And I was thinking I liked you. Unfortunately, I am changing my opinion. "Man up"? Wow!

Wahhhh--- People hate the Cowboys----wahhhhhh stop it you're hurting my feelings... wahhhhh

Come on.... grow a pair.

Read the comments. Difference between hate and dislike. You can do it all you like. Your obsession is obviously a disorder.

Grow a pair. Okay, fuck you. Feel better?

Oh, Dallas 24, Miami 3. Mad is right, I guess you're not over it. Maybe you need to grow a pair and get over it!

Mad and I are buds and we knock the crap out of each other all the time...

You--- well--- I tend not to tangle with a dweeb with their panties tied in a knot.

Thanks for playing. Now, I'm getting off this god-forsaken board.

to well, that the Dolphins have not won a super bowl in 36 years nor have even been to one in 25 years!

:wow:

No idea how they got the entire team record down to just 10.

:popcorn:

all those years of playing second fiddle to Jerry Rice on the field...but when it comes to the police blotter, Michael Irvin has no equal.

You really have a thing about this, don't you? What a douche.

The huddle

Does bail money count against the salary cap.

I went to school with his brother. I think he was in the same class with Tom Landry Jr.

Oh the jokes! The only one I can remember was: "Lance Rentzel? He was great in exhibition games."

The site left off the arrest of Craig Morton for urinating in public.

Will the defendant please rise.

The sheriff.

Look around. There are criminals on every team. Football attracts thugs. And then you have those idiot coaches who want their teams to "take a knee" so they can get absolution and forgiveness for all their thuggery.

the vast majority do not commit any crimes and while some do it's not because it's football. If you look at many jobs I'm sure it's comparable to the numbers who have a criminal record and those who don't. I've worked in the construction industry and still do but work is slow lately I can't count the number of people I've known that broke the law at one time or another or currently on parole. However that alone doesn't make them bad people, some are though. However vast majority don't commit crimes and that alone doesn't make it them good people. However I came across real thugs in my life and 99% of NFL athletes do not fit the definition.

be able to find all sorts of crimes that have been committed by the players on that team. In the last 10 years, I can recall at least 5 or 6 Baltimore Ravens that have had run-ins with the law. We can cherry pick the facts anyway you want, as everyone (self included) here is doing.

The one thing I will say, is that you put young people who are used to being catered to and give them a bundle of money, it is a recipe for disaster.

I'm sure the numbers are roughly equal for every team. I differ with the idea that NFL attracts bad guys. The ones that are bad make the news so that's all we here and we get that kind of impression. However the vast majority don't do anything wrong, are active in philanthropy, etc. but you don't hear about them because that's not interesting news. I don't think any amount of money will change that fact. Only give money to people who aren't used to having money means they will go on a spending spree until they run out of money. It doesn't turn people into criminals. There are plenty of poor people out there that commit crimes so it's unfair to single out the NFL. It's kind of like a few individuals for your team making the entire Cowboys look bad when the majority don't do anything wrong.

The point that I did not make is that though most clubs will have a handful of players over a 10/40/50 year period that get in trouble with the law, they represent only a small percentage of the players that have been associated with the club over that period.

I will say, though, that given the money they are making, it does give them a sense of entitlement, that they can do whatever they like. Some will blow all their money, other will put themselves in compromising positions (legally, ethically, morally, etc.), and many others will actually make sure they are financially set for life and also donate generously to the charities of their choice. This is true in all of the major sports and not just football.

why do I get the funny feeling that you're just using this everybody does it tactic as a way to excuse Cowboy crimes?

You would probably see similar. Look at the Bengals lately, for instance. Unfortunately, the Cowboys are under the microscope, and some people have such an obsessive hatred that they spend all of their spare time researching such assinine things.

the other sports do not and most of the players accept that. The stereotypes about a bunch of stupid, wild men isn't really true for the NFL.