Heh! The Colorado Rockies trail the Pittsburgh Pirates by a half game

in the Wild Card Race.

:rofl:

It was supposed to be a cupcake game in Columbus. But now?

Truly, the Laugh of the Day

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman as
well as the first Idaho president, Susan Outwest. A few days after the
election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume
you will be coming to my inauguration?'

"I don't think so. It's a 28 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she
used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again."

"Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take
you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."

"I don't know. Everybody will be dressed so fancy. What would your mother
wear?"

"Oh Dad", replies Susan, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
custom-made by the best designer in Washington."

"Honey", Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and
your friends like to eat."

The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going
to be handled by the best caterer in Washington, I'll ensure your meals
are salt free Dad, I really want you to come."

So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Outwest is being
sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new
president's Dad and Mom. Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him,
leans over and whispers, "You see that woman over there with her hand on
the Bible, becoming President of the United States."

The Senator whispers back, "Yes I do."

Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football at Boise State..."