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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:55 AM
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Top Ten Ways to Make the U.S. Open More Exciting (LMFAO #3)
Top Ten Ways to Make the U.S. Open More Exciting

10. Losing player forced to eat can of balls

9. Every time a player grunts, they receive a 300-volt electric shock

8. Lose a set, lose a finger

7. Make new surface molten hot lava

6. Every day, Pat Robertson gets to kill one player

5. Raise the price of a tuna wrap from 12 dollars to thirteen-fifty

4. One in every ten balls explodes on contact

3. Ferocious wolverine trapped in the net, slowly working its way free

2. Eliminate coverage of matches, just keep camera on Maria Sharapova

1. Extra points awarded if you nail a ball boy in the nuts

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050902.shtml
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:58 AM
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1. Letterman
LMFAO

Somehow I don't think last night needed more excitement. I woke up this morning feeling like I played it myself.

Thanks, I love his top 10.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 08:47 AM
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2. I thought #9 was
already happening, going by the grunts!

Thanks underpants, needed a laugh!
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SuperWonk Donating Member (355 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:30 PM
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3. Funny stuff!
The grunts are getting out of hand, btw.

Sounds like 2 people both in childbirth.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:25 PM
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4. It's almost annoying.
I watch much less tennis due to it. Really starts to grate on the nerves, don't you think?

lmao, both in childbirth! You bad.
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