Red Sox sink from world champs to bush league.

paineinthearse

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Fri Mar-04-05 06:30 PM
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Red Sox sink from world champs to bush league.

We need a DU outing to Fenway the first day Schilling takes the mound. We need to turn our backs and/or moon him or come up with something appropriate.

Anyone with me?

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President Bush accepts a Boston Red Sox Jersey from pitcher Curt Schilling. The President congratulated the Red Sox on their World Series championship recently during a ceremony at the White House. (AP/WWP)

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regnaD kciN

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Fri Mar-04-05 06:34 PM
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1. Bite me, Yankee-lover!

:spank: :nuke:

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paineinthearse

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Fri Mar-04-05 06:39 PM
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2. Yankee lover? Wrong. Red Sox lover.

As a child I remember watching Ted Williams, Earl Wilson, Frank Malzone, Dick Radditz, Bill Mombouquette. Was at the Park the night Tony was beaned.

Grand stand seats cost $3.50, bleachers $1.50.

How dare you call me a Yankee lover.

I love the Sox. Can't stand that asshole Schilling!

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WilliamPitt

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Sat Mar-05-05 01:17 AM
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3. Hmmm...be sure you're in the bleachers when you do this

so twelve guys named Sully can douse you with beer as punishment for being dumb enough to conflate athletes with politics. If you are wound tight enough to go protest at a baseball game, it might be a sign that you need a break, a vacation or a hobby...like baseball, for example.

Just sayin'.

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paineinthearse

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Sat Mar-05-05 07:25 AM
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4. Nothing wrong with the bleechers

Sure can't afford a box seat any more.

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KamaAina

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Mon Mar-07-05 05:55 PM
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5. The jersey is obviously phony, like everything else about Bush**

Sox home jerseys do not have the player name above the number. Only the road jerseys do, and then only for the past few years -- and the road jerseys are, of course, gray rather than white. Ergo, the Bush** 43 jersey is a complete fraud, Q.E.D.

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theboss

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Tue Mar-08-05 01:49 PM
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6. Will Hunting and his friends are going to beat you up...

Just warning you right now.

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