Atten GLBT Du'ers! Report end of year stats PRONTO!!!

or BLT du'ers ..... whatever !!

Please record your end of year recruitment stats for "The Plan". With the relases of "Brokeback Mt" .... we should expect a big rally for the month of December which will carry over into BIG numbers for 2006.

Please (IN CODE) record you stats!

Thank you -


Slabtroff veeball zozob. Cuuula cuula!

Kick and recomend this page!!


Velveta Impala Caprice BelAir.

asdf sdfds 23#@#

Plador ech slabo.

zookies tokel - 321
alba kor - 22

Je ka-ka wolumpa.

rozelna'd fifteen straight mkkkrneeeks
e one lesbazizzle who looked like a mkkkrneeek

I have not received all my earned tizoaster ovnszzzz or the one EZ bake ovn for the lesbazizzle.


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Make sure you recomend thread.

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# rediucept intefween: 912
# indquist marfacci: 239

Btw, I got the last toaster. You will have to choose from a bevy of other wonderful participation gifts.

We've placed a triple order of toasters for 2006.

I assume you still have my private decryption key, so here it is:

NExnixgrznmEfE2quvvrhpE890Ehn2Epf3yEzuEzqnEugxEyrmnE+huzEiughzrhpEzquynENExnixgrznmEmgxrhpE1fifzruh,]

My decoder got a hard on from that!!

...and who would be caught dead serving food on that ugly china pattern they give for the slackers?

:)

Between the dreary winters when folks'll shack up with anything warm, and the near complete assurance that Washington State will be the next state to have equal marriage, I did well this year and plan on doing better next year.

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:evilgrin:

I'm afraid I've fallen behind on my recruitment duties. I converted all the local churches I turned them into gay recruitment centers, which in turn made my entire town gay. Unfortunately, my reach does not extend much further but we are organizing the troops to invade other areas disguised under "Christian Missionary Work".

Our targets are:

Jaminaoknmina kjsinainaka
Kjianainkalian Hlakamianka
Jjimlainianlain Jamina

Oh, by the way, the local high school has been turned into a huge bathhouse where the public regularly goes to indulge themselves in huge gay orgies.

Ahh, life is good.

P.S. We are having our weekly Bible burning event. All are welcome to come and participate! The following week we will also be rounding up all the remaining Breeders and placing them in their "camps".

High schools are superdooper bonus points.

Only 10 more points until I get my mail order blow-up man! I can't wait!!

I think you're just the person to help me destroy the institution of marriage. Please PM -- over and out.

special ops programs like "Seduce a Straight Stud Saturday" or our Christmas special "Fun Toys for ex-Straight Boys"?

I really do my best work in special ops!

I've in fact I've nominated your "Hump a Hunk for Hanukkah" as Best Recruitment Tool For Non-Gentiles of 2005.

Recognition by my peers! The HHH was a smashing sucess, wasn't it! But no better than your stunningly sucessful outreach program "Freshmen: Fondling, Frottage, or Fellatio". Now that was a seminar to remember!

But, back to code....


lkjgerwf8o :3887: ;lpsoclkhgasloi :17890: kggg :3: (I'm sorry, thats my weak point!

I really put a lot of sweat into that one.

is now on our team. You have no idea how many times I had to "play doctor" to make this happen. Anything for the cause though. ;-) The next step is for these providers to inject every member of the populace with Babyjane serum by the 5th of Merman. That should give us about half a million recruits in the year of Liza and another 100,000 by the year of Babs.

//ushypay ottombay//David Drier//2849357//

arwalden...come in from the cold...Slabtroff veeball zozob. Cuuula cuula!

Lipa foola cho-cho zob.

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I can reveal that my recruiting numbers are WAY higher than the U.S. Army's.

Benefits offered are a lot better, for one thing.

There were a few holdouts, but when I mentioned being able to herd some sheep, they were in the fold.

Now, we do have one administrative problem.

Similar to the J. Edgar Hoover problem -- there are some that might need to be thrown back.

Raise your hand if you recruited this guy (Sen. Mitch McConnell). You're going to have to return your toaster oven:

muhahahaha

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While a fine year for the agenda (a married friend called just this past Sunday to say he's GAY!) we can all agree that it was a terrible blow to the front that not once in the year 2005 did we hear George Bush use the word "fabulous". What has gone wrong here?

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There won't be enough toasters in the world...

Pat Robertson will shed Croco' tears "for" the baby Jesus, but to no avail.

By the way, my married friend saw "brokeback" twice. I'm not kidding about this.

Damn, he's about ready for a Queen OD !!!

Oh, he's been ready a LONG time!

No one, least of all his gorgeous wife, is suprised. He's finally stopped torturing himself. We're all relieved.

AS WILL BE THE ENTIRE WORLD WHEN IT IS AT LAST GAY!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

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And the piece de resistance:

:toast: