Chocolate offers 'significant protection' against swine flu
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:21 PM
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Chocolate offers 'significant protection' against swine flu
I read it on the Internet, so it must be true! Now if you will excuse me, it is time for my hourly immunization.
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:23 PM
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How do you go that long between doses?
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:34 PM
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8. I can only fit so many chocolate choco-chip muffins in my stomach at once
Sure, I'm a bear, but even I have my limits.
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:24 PM
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It'll be tough, but I can do it.
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:27 PM
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3. Then I am completely immune. n/t
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:28 PM
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4. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is the best news I've heard in months!!!
I am going to Whole Foods tonight and loading up on my favorite organic dark. Because of my new "Depression Budget" I haven't had any in months. I've been looking for a good excuse.
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:30 PM
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6. I figured this would be good news; that's why I posted it
Some days, you just gotta laugh. And if there is chocolate involved, the laughter is that much sweeter. :hi:
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:29 PM
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5. Fortify yourself with stout liquids, like Guinness Stout, Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout,
Cooper Extra Stout, and Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout.
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:32 PM
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7. I knew it....I knew it...I knew it!!!
And I just baked a Devil's Food Chocolate cake with homemade strawberry frosting....I must go get my medicine now... Thanks for the heads up! :grouphug:
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:36 PM
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Mon Apr-27-09 02:46 PM
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12. I thought this went with Wine Flu.... maybe I got it wrong nt
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Mon Apr-27-09 03:18 PM
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13. If it doesn't work, at least we'll die happy, right?
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Tue Apr-28-09 11:37 AM
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15. That's just what Big Cocoa wants you to think. n/t
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Tue Apr-28-09 11:39 AM
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Tue Apr-28-09 08:00 PM
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18. The Center For Things I Heard From Some Guy
Saw that on the daily show and this OP reminded me of that. :rofl:
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Tue Apr-28-09 11:43 PM
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19. first fatty foods -- now this -- the health forum is bad for my waist line.
i'll have to change my screen name to Miss Chocolate Fatty-Food.
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Wed Apr-29-09 01:06 PM
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20. I just started a daily regimen
thanks for the heads up, TechBear! Hopefully next you'll tell me red wine will also fight it! I wouldn't mind starting up on that daily, either! :)
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Wed Apr-29-09 04:12 PM
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21. It's going to attack you while you sleep
You do realise that bed bugs, dust mites and the tooth fairy are all known carriers, don't you? Unless you're hyper-vigilant, and wake every hour to scoff a bit more choccy.
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