Rediscovery of Old Principle May Hold Key to Health

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Old Science May Ensure New Health

Research in Europe indicates that an old principle, dating back to the middle ages, may hold the secret to robust health and longevity. European researchers have rediscovered Phlogiston, the element that allows burning to occur, and which is present in every living thing. Hiding deep in the recesses of human and animal cells, behind microscopic DNA particles, the Phlogiston in your body fuels the fires that keeps you on top of your game and free from dread diseases like cancer, fatigue and loss of male potency. Are you tired all the time? Depressed? Just feeling like you have lost that vital edge? Are you not up for vigorous activity? The problem could be Phlogiston Depletion Syndrome (PDS), also discovered recently in Europe by researchers.


Johann Joachim Becher

How Phlogiston Works in Your Body

Phlogiston was little understood until top European researchers began looking for it, centuries after 17th Century alchemist and doctor to the stars, Johann Joachim Becher, first identified Phlogiston. He couldn't have known that it was hiding behind the DNA particles in your cells. Today, we understand, thanks to the research done by European scientists, that Phlogiston is the true life force. Acting in conjunction with the Aether, it enables your body to create energy and drives the vital essence of all living things. Without it, you'd just crumble into a heap of fleshy parts.

Could It Be PDS?

PDS, or Phlogiston Depletion Syndrome as it is known by European researchers, may be responsible for most, if not all, of the illnesses and miseries of modern mankind. Research in Europe, conducted by really smart science writers, indicates that 90% of all humans may suffer from PDS. Symptoms of PDS include general tiredness and fatigue, depression about ordinary things, inability to concentrate on daily tasks, diarrhea, excess production of smegma, dizziness, and inability to function in intimate situations. If you've experienced any of these symptoms at any time, your supply of Phlogiston may be depleted. If you don't act quickly, PDS could lead to even more serious problems. Is there anything you can do?

Treating PDS at Home

While you won't hear about Phlogiston Depletion Syndrome (PDS) from ordinary medical doctors, since they aren't taught that vital information in medical school, the secrets of replenishing Phlogiston are now known to European researchers, who have been researching this by doing extensive research. Researchers in Europe have discovered a rare plant, found only in a single river valley in Patagonia, that can replenish the body's supply of Phlogiston and maintain it at proper levels. This plant, the Awackee Fruit, contains a principle that seeks out the empty hiding places of the elusive Phlogiston behind the small particles of DNA in every cell, and refills them with new, active Phlogiston.

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It's too bad we don't have, along with the FDA, a GRA - a Gawd and Religion Administration.
Someone needs to tell all those religious whackos that Gawd doesn't like us dropping bombs on people.

The fruit of the Ackee is not edible in its entirety. Only the inner, fleshy yellow arils are consumed. The shiny black seeds at the tips of the arils, and the bright red pod enclosing 3 or 4 arils are discarded. If improperly eaten, it can cause Jamaican Vomiting Sickness – which can lead to coma or death. Unripe Ackee fruit contains a poison called hypoglycin, so preparers must be careful to wait until the fruit’s protective pods turn red and open naturally.

The Hypoglycin toxins in unripe Ackee fruits limit the body’s ability to release the backup supply of glucose that is stored in the liver. That supply is essential because once the body uses up the sugar immediately available in the bloodstream than it depends on this glucose to keep blood sugar levels normal until the next meal.

The inedible part of Ackee and leaves are used medicinally. It is also used to produce soap in some parts of Africa. It is also used as a fish poison.

Awackee Fruit. They may be similar, but are not the same.

Personally, I find Phlogiston Depletion Syndrome is caused by poor aetheric transferrance due to an imbalance in the humors. Nothing a quick bleeding won't fix. If the patient doesn't improve in a week after 30 leeches applied twice a day, they may be a witch and should be dunked to determine if medicinal burning is called for.

Today, there's a better way. Act now to insure quick delivery. No need for painful bleedings or disgusting leeches. One drop of Phlogawackee 400 Homeopathetic Extract in the morning is all you need. You know it's good: It's from European research, and those European researchers are head and shoulders above our crippled American researchers, who are all enslaved by the evil FDA.

Everyone who's anyone knows that ancient Babylonian astronauts were leaps and bounds above modern European quackery.

I can't believe you'd follow the advice of primitive Babylonian astronauts when those of us who are REALLY in the know trust Mitochondrial Eve and her tribe of thetan-busting airbenders as the TRUE source of all cures.

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starts to run out. I'm telling you: ACT NOW!

But it also allows me to steal Phlogiston from others.

On a related note, I also sell orange-tinted quartz that can be used to cure a wide range of maladies (assuming proper protocol is followed).