BEST “STILL MAD“ JOKES - Democratic Underground

Crewleader

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Sun Sep-30-07 04:44 PM
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BEST “STILL MAD“ JOKES

FOR THE WEEK OF

09/30/07

Compiled by Carolyn Kaiser & Alfred E Newman

Don't know about you, but I read MAD because my parents told me that if I did, I'd come to a BAD END.

Obviously, they were right.

NOTE: Not all of these jokes came from the pages of MAD, but they sure could have. And to add EVEN MORE CLASS to this week's jokes, we've added Chinese proverbs!
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Ever wonder what happened to Alfred E Newman?

enjoy :hi:

http://www.suddenlysenior.com/jokeslatest.html

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Mnemosyne

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Sun Sep-30-07 04:59 PM
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1. "Except fifty years ago that frigging fence wasn't electric."

:rofl:

I won't qualify until the end of March, but I sure am getting the jokes!

Thanks Crewleader! :hi:

:rofl:

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Crewleader

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Sun Sep-30-07 05:01 PM
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2. My pleasure vickiss

:hi:

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Mnemosyne

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Sun Sep-30-07 05:23 PM
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3. Where are all the Mad lovers? I still

enjoy picking up a copy every now and then.

Laughter helps you stay young; at heart anyway.

:hi:

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Arkansas Granny

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Sun Sep-30-07 06:11 PM
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4. I've always enjoyed this picture.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/100-Funny-Pictures/Bush-Alfred-E-Neuman.htm

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