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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 10:31 AM
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Vegetarian/Vegan Myths (#2 - Veg*ans are pissy self-righteous party-pooping jerks)
:evilgrin:
Discuss.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:50 AM
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1. Oh, that one is totally true.
Edited on Fri Aug-31-07 11:50 AM by LeftyMom
Really, ever been to a party with a bunch of vegans? Boring!

:rofl: Please don't slip in the :sarcasm:
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:09 PM
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2. That's just you.
We were afraid to tell you, but we've all been talking about it.

:+
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:46 PM
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3. Hey, you can't eat that.
An animal breathed on it.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 01:10 PM
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4. I thought meant it weas sanctified.
No?

My dog's schedule just opened up a lot.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 08:13 PM
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6. It's only sanctified
if your dog licks it.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 06:17 PM
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5. We get our preachiness from living so high in that ivory tower.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 08:24 PM
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7. Ivory= not vegan
:D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 08:44 PM
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8. It's figurative, Hitler.
Jesus.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 08:50 PM
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9. Jesus and Hitler weren't even vegetarians.
Edited on Fri Aug-31-07 08:50 PM by LeftyMom
The J man with the fish distribution thing, and Hitler loved him some sausage.

I'm so kicking your ass outta the club. :rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 09:44 PM
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10. Read the Bible, evah, there Bon Jovi?
Jesus fed the disciples. Never mentioned actually INGESTING fish.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 10:10 PM
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11. But he handed out fish for others to eat. And he rode a donkey.
:not vegan:

And can you kindly wait until we get home to insult the state religion of New Jersey? I don't wanna get whacked.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:25 PM
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13. Christ is not your waiter.
And riding a donkey? Puh-leese.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:36 PM
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14. Maybe I'd believe in him if he brought me some bbq tofu, garlic taters and a beer.
It doesn't even have to be miracle beer- almost anything that doesn't come in a can would do.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:47 PM
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15. Take your "come in a can" back to GD, missy.
We don't need your R-Asshole bathroom threads down here.

Dear gawd, but that was wrong.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:51 PM
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16. Yeah, 'cause I've never done that.
Or in an elevator.

Or a pool.

Or...

Oh wait, I take that back. I haven't. You should teach me. :D Repeatedly, in case I miss anything the first time. ;)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:54 PM
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17. Whatever. I'm the first DUer to ever make the Hitler/Bon Jovi leap.
Eat my shorts.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:56 PM
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18. Sorry, sponges are animals and thus eating your shorts is not vegan
but here's a lolkitteh for trying
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:12 AM
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19. This is a successful threadjack.
Nice work!

I'd like to thank all the little people that helped us with our goal...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:14 AM
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20. I tend to think of it not as a thread diversion but as Myths #3- Vegan Diets Harm Libido
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:15 AM
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21. Fuck that, "old vegan dudes can't score young hotties mythbreaker"
Betcha it gets more, uh..."play"
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:21 AM
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22. No impaired circulation or, erm, "related issues"
:D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:29 AM
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23. You can't go all medical on folks. They don't listen.
Blah blah blah, pill you can take for X, yada yada. You gotta have a "yo, old balding vegan guy gets to gets to play hang artwork (hammer) young hawt chick"
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:32 AM
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24. I prefer "engage in team-building excercizes for the good of the activist community"
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:33 AM
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25. You just "moved my cheese"
It's funnier if you look it up.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:37 AM
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26. Let me consult my corporate to english dictionary (I got one along with my real office with a door)
Is this how to make friends and influence people?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:41 AM
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27. You know, Al Capone was a newbie inmate when that crap was published.
Just sayin...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:51 AM
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28. That would explain your first edition.
Edited on Sat Sep-01-07 12:52 AM by LeftyMom
Ooooh, burn! :D

BTW, your boy actually did a video with that hair. :O If somebody did that to my head I'd hide the evidence myself.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:39 AM
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30. Exhibit A
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 09:38 AM
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29. Well??
Start a new thread for that myth!
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SteveM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 05:10 PM
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31. Happens all the time in the Gungeon.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:07 PM
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12. I rest my case.
:rofl:
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SteveM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 05:17 PM
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32. When in Austin, TX, visit Bouldin Creek Coffee House:
Tiny kitchen turns out some good, affordable (and plentiful) veggie dishes. They seem pretty tolerant of omnivores (including myself). I recommend the Summer Sandwich (smoked tofu, cukes, lotsa tomatoes, carrot shards, etc. on a locally-baked toasted (and heavy) bun. Also serves local home brews; oh, and coffee.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-03-07 09:54 PM
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33. You had me at "local home brews"
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