Need system administrator or programmer or hacker input...

I am almost finished with a parody site for the fark.com crowd based on Behind The Music, called Behind the Election: Bush Cheated for the domain name BushCheated04.com which the RNC failed to register. I only need 2 or 3 more sentences and it is done.

I have villians such as Rove and Blackwell dishing the dirt on themselves, bragging about their role in cheating to get Bush elected using photoshopped images with speech bubbles. I also have a narrator called Shallow Throat. I am stuck on what I want to have Shallow Throat say explaining how the tabulation fraud was pulled off in OH with Butler, Warren and Clermont as the main focus AND the lockdown at Warren, because that is extremely suspicous and has not been explained. I have links to mostly msm articles backing up the parody assertions and Warren County Enquirer stories fit right in.

the site can be seen at:
http://edwardsdavid.com/uploader/indexx.html

The dialog I need help with is:

Shallow Throat: Election day was looking really bad for the idiot in chief. We had major suppression efforts in Ohio and Florida with our poll challengers but Kerry was still ahead. Luckily we had listened to Rove and O'Dell when they told us how important computers would be. Our hackers took out the National Election Poll servers around 11:30...
The hayseeds in Warren County, Ohio fell for the terror alert bullshit and...