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Edited on Mon Oct-06-08 12:25 PM by Jamastiene
My neighbor was riding his horse earlier this summer and came into my yard to visit. The horse seemed to really like me. I never did find out the horse's name. This neighbor isn't so much an animal lover as he is a part time weekend cowboy for fun. So, I didn't push the issue. I was sort of afraid of the horse at first, but eventually the horse won me over.
So, I've been thinking a lot about horses ever since, more so lately. As much as I love critters/animals/pets, in general, I know nothing about horses. I figure, I'm bored, sleepy, in a curious mood, and only half serious, but I thought this would be a fun topic to start.
Again, I know nothing about horses. So, I have every question you can think of to answer plus some. I know I could buy books galore to read about them, but I'd rather hear real life experiences as opposed to trying something from a book. The advice that usually works best is real knowledge from people with experience, anyhow.
I'm probably still ages away from ever being able to afford a horse, but one day I might like to have one, primarily as a pet, but maybe to ride sometimes too. I don't care about pedigrees or any of that. I don't plan on showing horses or anything fancy like that. The fanciest I'd ever get is to buy the horse some nice neon orange (or hot pink, do they come in hot pink?) leotards, some fuzzy dice (where do you put those on a horse, btw?) and have a pimped out barn for it. I just might like having one as a pet/companion one day.
In the meantime, I want to learn as much about them as I can before I start preparing for one or jump headlong into the responsibility before I can afford it or take the time to do it right. I wasn't raised around horses, so I know nothing except what I hear. I hear they are smart and you can train them and feed them apples and stuff. Is that true? Do you have to take the seeds out of the apples or can the horse handle it?
Do they cost more to buy them as babies or adults? Can you buy just a regular horse or are you required to ask for a certain breed?
Are saddles required for riding? Are saddles better for the horse or not? Or are the saddles just to have a place to put your hands and feet so you don't fall off? Can you train a horse to squat so you can get on them to ride, or do you just take a running jump and hope for the best?
What do you feed them for a balanced diet? Do they make something like Purina Horse Chow or do you have to go all over hell and half of Georgia to get what they need to eat in order to stay healthy? Also, how do you figure out which local Republican congressman to send the horse "output" to, you know...to keep their supply of it full? :P
Also, why do some horses have shiny hair and some have dull looking hair? How do you make their coat super shiny? Is it breed that causes a shiny coat, diet, or grooming?
Where can you get those cool 80s looking neon leotards horses sometimes wear on their legs on TV?
Are girl horses friendlier or are the boy horses friendlier? Can you spay the girl horses/neuter the boy horses? Which is easiest to train? Is there a difference?
Do their shoes have brands like Nike and Adidas or are they just plain old horseshoes? Where do you find blacksmiths in this day and age to buy their shoes? How fast do their feet grow? I want to know how many sets of shoes to buy ahead of time for when it starts growing. Or are shoes custom deals to have made once you get the horse? Do they have to wear the shoes or can they go barefooted? Also, why don't horses wear socks?
Also, what's the best barn setup for just one horse mostly to be kept as a pet/companion, but maybe to ride sometimes. How do you keep them warm in the winter and cool in the summer if they can't live inside the house?
Is 2/3 of an acre enough room for one horse? Can you rent a place to give them exercise for a few hours on weekends, if 2/3 of an acre is not enough, or would it be a bad idea to even try having a horse on 2/3 of an acre?
Can a horse and a dog share a yard?
How long do horses live on average? Can you buy a horse while the mommy horse is still pregnant and watch it being born, so you can get to know it while it is still a baby? Are there some farms that will let you do that?
Can horses be spoiled rotten like dogs and cats?
Do they answer to their names?
Do the solid color horses cost more than ones with white places on them? Are brown horses more expensive to buy than black horses? How do you get one with the shiny coat and a white spot between its eyes? Do they all have long pretty hair on the back of their heads or do you have to ask for that?
I know nothing about horses, literally. So, if you own a horse, would any of you mind telling a little something about horses, in general, and something about your horse's personality? That will be the most enjoyable part to hear about, for me.
P.S. Why have I never seen a lolHorse picture? Btw, keep in mind, this thread will be a lot more fun if there are pictures, so pony up. :D
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