Puppy Personal: Girlfriend Desperately Wanted.

I am not picky and never met the girl doggie I didn't like. In fact, I fall in love instantly. But, I just want a date, I don't want to get married. I want puppies. Please help me stay in the gene pool because I am a good dog, fluffy of tail and brain, affectionate, loyal, a great watchdog, barker, mouser and garden mole hunter. I am a lap puppy and a cuddle puppy. I am experienced in cat protection and have many times protected the cats in my family from roaming gangs of toms. I carry medicine for my humans on my harness. I am extremely loyal, intelligent, trainable and really know how to bark at crows. I am handsome, being all white except my black cherry nose, and my round black eyes. I have long, luxurious, fluffy white fur and ears that flow in the wind when I hang snoot out the car window, like my full blooded Maltese mother. And I am strong and fearless like my full blooded Westie father. It's a good mix. I am terrier through and through. I am a cuddle puppy but when big rotties try to attack my master, I run them down and pee on them. So much for that. I am 8 years old. I just want to find a girlfriend. I want to be sexually active, and have puppies so I can stay in the gene pool. My masters only want pick of the litter. BTW, I live in Arizona and I am a democratic puppy, because my eyes are open. Love you all, please write to "Woofen" , C/O Is It Fascism Yet, if you know of a lovely little bitch who would like to be the mother of my puppies. Thanks! (photo on request)

while I am still laughing! Sorry, you don't like cats, 'cause you sound adorable to us!!

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but that won't keep me in the gene pool! Behold my handsome show dogness!



I didn't have to suffer a bath about that photo, because, we terrierists show in the rough! Did I mention I can do tricks? Sit, stay, lie down, relax, roll over, wave a paw, bark, and sic 'em! I think you kitties are pretty too, let's play chase!

Love and kitty kisses,
Cassie and Polly
(We do like puppies)

I really like the second photo where the kitty seems to be holding onto the dog's leg.