"Never yell at your ex-boyfriend during a Mercury Retrograde," and other astro aphorisms to live by.

BlueIris

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Thu Sep-17-09 07:15 AM
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"Never yell at your ex-boyfriend during a Mercury Retrograde," and other astro aphorisms to live by.

Edited on Thu Sep-17-09 07:16 AM by BlueIris

"You're instufferable and completely irrigant!" ...just doesn't have the impact it's likely to if you say it after Mercury has gone direct.

Some of my other personal astrology-based life guidelines include, "Synastry isn't everything," (ie; it takes personal integrity and hard work to make relationships flourish) and "Never send a Leo to do a Sagittarian's job" (don't ask).

Your favorites? Come on, this forum needs a lift.

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elleng

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Thu Sep-17-09 09:57 AM
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1. Got some good chuckles! Thanks!

And reminded me of less than satisfactory 'conversation' I had with daughter!

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BlueIris

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Fri Sep-18-09 07:09 AM
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2. Don't bet against the Scorpio. Beware the Moon in Pisces. Leos will try anything once.

Okay, those were pretty lame, but you get the idea.

Astro aphorisms, anyone?

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Kookaburra

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Fri Sep-18-09 07:18 AM
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3. Never expect a Gemini to be on time

But when we show up, we usually have a cool story to tell about what transpired on our way over.

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get the red out

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Fri Sep-18-09 07:59 PM
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4. For the last time

I do NOT need to just come out of my shell! I need me time, Cancer out.

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BlueIris

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Sat Sep-19-09 02:31 AM
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5. Hee, totally. And for the last time, I don't need to "be more flexible,"

I need the rest of the world to man up and do its fucking job, (Moon in) Capricorn out.

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FirstLight

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Sun Sep-20-09 02:32 PM
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7. YES!

The only thing more stubborn than a Capricorn is a Taurus... ( I know, my kid is a taurus!)

Never expect a Gemini to 'stick with the plan'

If her life depended on it, a Libra could not choose the right pair of shoes before giving all pairs a try

Never ask a Cancer a direct question and expect a direct answer, sidestepping is their specialty

That Pisces is a cold fish! (Sooooo, NOT true! my BF is very hot! lol)

The only sign more anal than a cappy is a Virgo (ya, my other kid is one of THOSE)

...I'll have to keep thinking of more! :rofl:

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conscious evolution

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Sun Sep-20-09 01:09 PM
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6. Never ask a Sag

what he is aiming for.
We don't know most of the time.

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uberblonde

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Sun Sep-20-09 03:58 PM
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8. "Work your outer planet transits..."

"Or your outer planet transits will work YOU!!!"

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