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Edited on Mon Nov-30-09 04:13 PM by ricochetastroman
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2009 CHRISTMAS SEASON BUYING GUIDE
The Year of the Snuggie
Aries – Blow-Up-the-Moon Rocket Kit, taffee, wax coke bottle candy, fireballs, pregnancy tests, Chinese handcuffs, Slinkies, super-8 movie projector, Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello beach movies, Lionel train set, Lionel Ritchie CDs, rainbow-colored thongs, Elton John sunglasses, Dust Buster, partridge in a pear tree, and a see-through Snuggie.
Taurus - Throat lozenges, recycled Earth shoes, tubs of strawberries, gumball machine, stain remover, a comb, 2 tickets to Hair, Sugar Daddies and Black Cows, Elvis karaoke machine, Wet-Wipes, “Sweat to the Oldies” video with Richard Simmons, Q-Tips, Sylvester Stallone poster, Boone’s Farm apple wine, M-80’s, Dr. Scholl’s corn pads, and a sable-fur Snuggie.
Gemini – Red wax lips, DVD of “Sybil,” used copy of “I’m OK, You’re OK, We’re OK,” Commodore 64 computer, “Elmo and Gonzo Do Paris” movie, Prince Pez Dispensers, Jeckyll and Hyde Puppets, Double-Bubble bubble gum, Tiny Tim and Miss Vicki with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Calendar, Captain Kirk and Spock decoder rings, and a decoupage Snuggie.
Cancer – Fudge, Barely Manilow’s Best Hits CD, scrapbooking kit, antacids, hide your bra-strap devices as seen on TV, “The Way We Were” DVD, “What-Happens-at-Grandma’s-Stays-at-Grandma’s” refrigerator magnet, puppies, Moon Pies, Wayne Newton concert tour T-shirt, Milk Duds, flannel nightgowns, belly-dancing lessons, and a baby blue Snuggie,
Leo – Candy Canes, chemistry set, hair mousse, paisley muumuu, Ethel Merman’s “7 Secrets to Being Heard” book, Sea Monkeys, Root Beer Barrels, vacation slides, Mr. Microphone, bronzer, gold bling-bling, Ted Baxter wind-up doll, Ultra Mascara, auto pine tree air fresheners, solar-powered makeup mirror, bottle of Brute cologne, and a bright red Snuggie.
Virgo – Preparation-H coupon, Bob-the-Builder Home Workbench, Tidy Bowl, gallon of Purell Hand Sanitizer, Witch Hazel, Rembrandt Toothpaste, orange sherbet Push-Ups, a monocle, application for cryogenic freezing, vacation trip to the Canary Islands, Gummi Bears, Xanax, yard stick, steam cleaner, French Bulldog, and a white Snuggie.
Libra – Marshmallow Peeps, “Valley of the Dolls” used book, binoculars, HGTV T-shirt, His and Hers silk pajamas, country club tennis lessons, dental floss, nail polish, Do-it-Yourself Home Law Guide, Slim Fast, buy one get one free botox Treatment, 2010 Cadillac Escalade, faux picture with Ronald Reagan, 3-pack of dickies, and a diamond-studded Snuggie.
Scorpio – 10 dozen ribbed Italian condoms, Do-It-Yourself Plumbing Guide, Horehound drops, X-ray glasses, old Photoplay Magazines, Passion Fruit bath gel, pheromone candles, dark chocolates, Black Sabbath records, snakebite kit, Dante’s Inferno book, Snickers, “Twilight” DVD, Naughty Nighties, Lava Lamp, guide to the Catacombs, and a leopard skin Snuggie.
Sagittarius – Chuckles, big shoes, big noses, whoopee cushions, ju ju bees, Happy Meals, firecrackers, gag gifts, books on philosophy, bathroom books, comic books, Kindle, new Chevy van, apple pie, a ride on the musical highway, package deal to Disneyworld, scuba lessons, skydiving lessons, 4 golden rings, old Bob Seger records, and a bright orange Snuggie.
Capricorn - “Father Knows Best” videos, Mallow Cups, pet rock, petrified rocks, How-To books, gift certificates to the dentist, Nixon portraits, bank deposit forms, 5-swinging-silver-balls-that-knock-into-each-other-on-your-desk thingie, Dr. Scholl’s heels, Country Club hole-in-one insurance, chocolate cake, handkerchiefs, embroidered, of course, and a teeny tiny Snuggie.
Aquarius – Magic set, trip to the zoo, flash-bulb camera, KY jelly, aroma candles, foot-cleansing ionic bath, astrology reading, ab machine, Wii Fit, Yoga Toes, pea shooter, paper airplane kit, bottle rockets, money, antique hippie bus, church pew, portable camp fire, free love, Frank Zappa poster, black light, and a polka-dot Snuggie,
Pisces – Get-out-of-jail-free card, hookah, hash pipe, carton of Pall Malls, kaleidoscope, pyramid-shaped shaving blade sharpener, bottle of aspirin, espresso machine, 357 magnum, Office Barbie, rainbow-colored Crocs, Steeler tickets, Ford Edsel, food stamps, large bucket, eleven ladies dancing, and an aquamarine Snuggie.
Saturn in Libra per Sign
All-important Saturn has changed signs on October 28. It’s now in Libra for the next 28 months except for a brief return to Virgo in the spring of 2010. As always, there are positives and negatives whenever Saturn is in town. Saturn demands that we lock-down any issues that are tentative and that we take responsibility in those areas of our charts that the ringed planet touches. In general, this is what you can look for from this stern planet for the next few years: (Solar house cusps)
Aries – In your 7th house old-man Saturn will urge you towards permanence in your relationships. You may feel compelled to marry or you may actually feel an urge toward repairing your marriage or flat-out ending it. “It” doesn’t “do” anything; it symbolizes that now is the time for you to get your relationship(s) in a condition that you really want. Putting things off now will most likely backfire.
Taurus - In your 6th house Saturn will compel you to shine up your work skills. This may include learning new skills at work. Also, it’s quite an important time to really take your health seriously. This includes exercise and diet. This is not a time to fool around with your basic health. It does NOT mean that you will get sick, but it’s much better to go with Saturn’s “flow” which means to get things “fixed” while it’s around.
Gemini – In your 5th house Saturn will make you feel like refining your self-expression. What does this mean? Usually, Gemini is one of the most carefree when it comes to censoring what passes through your lips. Saturn does the opposite; he is the censor. You will start to see where you could benefit more by using more tact verbally.
Cancer – In your 4th house Saturn wants you to lock down your emotions. While this is quite natural for the Crab, it means to actually firm up your living arrangements, your home, or moreover your emotional nest. Repair any “leaks” that lead you toward feeling vulnerable emotionally. This is an especially good time to try to patch up any wounds that have occurred within the family. Do it now.
Leo – In your 3rd house the father of planets, Saturn, will make you feel an urge to train your mind better. Leo is not usually very disciplined mentally. They usually rely on their natural instincts to express themselves. All very well, but Saturn the Teacher will show you how to further fine-tune your mental ramblings and the mind will respond by serving you well.
Virgo – in your 2nd house Saturn will press on you to firm up your financial situation. You will be living for many years upon the financial foundations that you build during this time. More aptly put, the 2nd house pertains to your self-worth. Virgins are actually rather private. Even so, this is the time period for you to sure up any loose ends in that area. Differentiate between the value of the productivity of your work and you yourself. They’re really 2 different things – personal self worth.
Libra – in your 1st house Saturn will be very powerful. More than usual, it will press on you to find your own self definition apart from your partnership(s.) Even though you are the sign of the partner, you still need a strong definition of who you are. Don’t rely too heavily on another of any sort of it may backfire now. Librans are smart and you don’t need other’s approval as much as you might think.
Scorpio – in your 12th house Saturn operates quietly. This time is beneficial for looking back on your life in reflection. Learn now from past successes and failures. If you do so properly, you will benefit when it comes time to make your new stand in about 28 months. Scorpios are usually brutally self-honest, so this will help. Make sure you come up for air now and then.
Sagittarius – in your 11th house Saturn will make you feel like making your move toward your big-time dreams. Those are very much in line with the Archer’s high aspirations! Don’t be concerned right now as to who’s going to go with you on your next bold adventure. Just go for it and everybody will follow anyway. Others may tease you but many admire your carefree nature.
Capricorn – In your 10th house of career we say “Who dat?” to Saturn. You naturally shine in the department of public status, but now even more so. Ambition is at a peak now as you will be greatly inspired to take your career to new heights. Promotions are definitely on your mind now but also remember: spirit is behind everything astrological; material gain is essentially empty.
Aquarius – In your 9th house learning becomes the end-all to Saturn. Naturally a fanatical learner, the Water-Bearer will be inspired to return to academics. Don’t be surprised if Law School appears on your near horizon or any type of disciplined learning. Aquarians constantly dream of possibilities; now is the time to gain in terms of your formal education or to study an ancient subject.
Pisces – In your 8th house Saturn will awaken you from your comfortable slumber. Your duties to others will become paramount now. You usually get by with your “let it slide” nature. Not now. The 8th house commands that you hold up your end of the bargain with those around you. I know you don’t like following rules, but this house is the karmic house. Be straightforward and you’ll be OK.
What to Look for in the Sun Signs
Even though we all have very complex natal charts, it is quite possible to guess another person’s Sun sign. Many times we can be thrown off by their rising sign or even Moon sign. According to the next itemized list, these are the main things to try to sense about a person if you’d like to get better at ascertaining what sign they were born to:
Aries – The main thing to look for is the eyes. They have a boy- or girl-nextdoor look. Innocence. Almost always they seem like you can trust them right away. Many times they have protruding noses or foreheads too. This parallels the way they live – they dive right into experience without much hesitation. In their speech, they tend to oversimplify issues. Quite child-like.
Taurus – Usually they take their time and don’t react to anything quickly. They have a very nice basic constitution. Simplicity is their name. Sometimes the males have strong necks while the females follow Venus’ lead and have a deep down-to-earth beauty. They are very sensual and love food too.
Gemini – The Twins have a very child-like appearance. Usually they appear to be much younger than their age. They tend to change subjects quickly and are game for discussing just about anything. The females can have a biting tongue but don’t seem to intend much harm behind it although it may seem so at the time. Short fingers and high-pitched giggles are also common. Usually small breasts.
Cancer – The main thing to try to sense is a recessed feeling. Cancers don’t volunteer to be out amongst the rough and tough. They are tender-hearted and often cover this soft interior with a defensive shield – thus the Crab. They can be very good listeners and quite often have “moony” eyes. That means that they kind of drift with deep emotions; far from social demands. Family is their favorite topic. They are well-endowed.
Leo – The main features of this sign are large whites to their eyes, very full thick heads of hair, and roundish faces. They give off an ebullient happy non-stoppable feel. They come across as being very confident, sunny and they usually do what they say their going to do. Leos are hard to figure. The main thing to look for is a sense that you just can’t keep them down. Colorful. Big.
Virgo – Pure complexions and a well-groomed look are the main things to look for. It is common to sense a cool emotional state from them as they are quite controlled. They also give off a strong sense of honesty and dependability. The females also have a high-pitched giggle. They all seem like they’re in a hurry to get back to “work,” their middle name. Details are very important to them as they recite a story.
Libra – Most assuredly this sign exhibits beauty and curves. Almost always their faces have no sharp or angular details. The give-away is a captivating, beautiful smile. They usually always dress nicely too – and in style. They have a very welcoming, tactful, and graceful manner about them. They can’t stand coarseness or rudeness in any way. They smooth things over.
Scorpio – Intensity of feeling is the main thing to sense when you are around them. Many times they have very dark, penetrating eyes. A common factor is a sense that they are just not going to show their cards as they “live” behind a screen of privacy. Usually they hate what they hate and love what they love – there is very little middle-ground. Another factor to look for is that they can really get intensely interested in everything about you. Often times their complexion is very pale and their facial shape is quite “skull-like” with high cheekbones.
Sagittarius – They look like their having fun – always. The facial shape is commonly elongated with a “horse-shape” like Sen. John Kerry. Because they’re very blunt, honest and open, they’re usually easy to guess. They quite often have their foot in their mouth but they simply don’t care. In their minds, if it’s honest, it doesn’t matter what they say. They like slapping others on the back and have quite an encouraging infectious personality.
Capricorn – Capricorn is very hard to figure or guess. They take many shapes. Usually, once you get to know them you’ll see how serious they are – about everything. The main factor to look for is their strong sense of duty to everyone around them. Also, many of them are fear-filled being cautious and careful about almost everything. They’ll fool you though because they can have a great sense of humor. A classical, statuesque look is common too.
Aquarius – Look for an elongated face where the two sides are almost parallel to each other with a rounded bottom. The females usually have beautiful legs. They give off an extremely friendly and tolerant vibe. They’ll talk to you about anything in quite an open-minded way. There’s usually something quite quirky about their personalities too as they are so extremely intellectual. Another thing to look for is their strong independent streak.
Pisces – This is probably the hardest sign to figure. Pisces is very complex and “chameleon-like.” This is why their Moon sign and rising sign can seem prominent. They are very non-judgmental and soft-spoken usually. Their nature seems to flex at each moment as they truly are a blend of all 12 signs. “Going with the flow” is their basic nature – fluid, and easy-going.
Merely Games of Chance?
I’ve given much thought to the comparisons between the I Ching, Asrology, Tarot, Numerology, etc. For many years I just didn’t like the feel of the Tarot. Since then, luckily and assuredly, I now have complete faith in the absolute accuracy of all of those fields. Being almost totally focused on Astrology, it took me a while to not only understand what Astrology really is, but how it relates to the others. I mean, truth is truth is truth.
The moment you were born and at the specific spot on the earth, the universe had something to say – you are that moment’s emissary – and it continues to say it through you. This is the same for the other arts. You cannot pick the wrong Tarot card, no matter how you shuffle them or not. The chosen card represents how things “are” at that moment. Certainly the “talent” and integrity of the particular reader in any one of these arts is of the highest importance.
So, how do these things work? I am convinced that in astrology, the planets do nothing to you personally. They simply symbolize the state of being of All things at that time. This is an extremely difficult concept to express. You get it or you don’t. All of life is symbolic; there is no such thing as a coincidence. Reading the planets is the same as reading the I Ching coins. Perhaps the interpretations are a bit different in meaning and time period.
Nevertheless it all works. I think mankind is starting to really figure this out, what with movies like “The Matrix” and all. We’re starting to accept the quantum nature to this once-Newtonian world. And even though I try to avoid clichés, “As above, so below” remains so true. It’s called synchronicity. I don’t have to tell you about how many times we all receive symbols, omens, and signs. And we know deep down that they are meaningful. Remove that corrosive doubt.
Astrology is a difficult subject to teach for many reasons. For many years I’ve searched for a teaching construct with which to parallel the functionality of this study of the planets. One story I’ve come up with is this:
Imagine you are overseeing a small room, looking down on its 4x3 tiles blocks. The twelve blocks never change and are numbered. Upon those 12 blocks live 11 eternal ants. 11 is the number of the traditional planets plus Chiron. I chose ants randomly; I could have easily have chose aardvarks. For the purpose of this comparison, let’s imagine that these ants live forever and are self-sustaining.
Once we check the carefully-kept logs of their life trails we would then have an immediate parallel to the planets through space. What am I saying? The reason we choose the planets to watch is because they are the most visible, constant, and non-decaying “permanent” of natural forces. We know where they have been, they are easily measured in accord with our own earthly seasons and we will most likely know where they will be in hundreds of years.
Now, back to the ants… If I had dependable, accurate logs of exactly where those ants were in reference to blocks 1-12 I could then most assuredly read your “ant chart.” If I photographed exactly where those ants were at the time of your birth and knew how fast they were moving, we would have a new accurate science/art called Antology. No kidding! And, it would work. It certainly would be quite different, just as Numerology is to Astrology, but nevertheless it would work as an art of divination.
Why is this so? Because the state of the universe at any given moment is the state of the universe. The ants or planets, numbers, and coins are simply the “clocks” that we have learned to read as an expression of that moment and the qualities of that moment that are seen as universal archetypes. And you and I as well as that tree stump over there are intimately tied to the Oneness of all things.
Escaping this Oneness is not possible
It can only be imagined as was the fall from Heaven
In astrology, events CANNOT happen until the planets are in the right place for it to happen and planets CANNOT be in the right place for something to happen until the event is ripe for it to manifest into “existence.” There’s no other way to say it.
Is America empire at an end?" Per Newsweek Magazine, 11/30/09
Well, it’s been kinda, you know, sorta like, well, er, you know what we’ve been trying to tell you for several years, but we thought we’d break it to you slowly. And the USA’s Pluto return isn’t exact for another 13 years… In other words, it’s just starting.
There is quite a silver lining though, if we don’t hang on to the out-dated national-centric egoic attitudes, then the sky’s the limit! Then we can work as equals with all the global countries and really get something done besides keeping the fat-cats and lobbyists stuffed on Wall Street and within the Capitol Beltway. The “system” has been broken for a long time; it’s just that now the pain has hit our pocket books and we’re being forced to see the truth of it – astrologically known as Pluto in Capricorn. The same planetary pattern happened to the United Kingdom in 1776 when they lost their grip. This is happening world-wide, not just here.
Our Blue Orb
That allows us to be here
We thank you for your protection
We thank you for your care
We explore all around
And we don’t find another
Who comes close to your miracles
Never close to your gifts
May we never forget
What God’s Grace has bestowed
And may we always remember
As above, so below
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