I am so cynical and such a skeptic - Democratic Underground

Heddi

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Thu Feb-05-09 12:04 AM
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I am so cynical and such a skeptic

that I don't even believe this forum exists.

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Orrex

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Thu Feb-05-09 02:14 AM
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1. I don't believe that cynics or skeptics exist

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Heddi

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Thu Feb-05-09 02:50 AM
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2. I dont' belive your disbelief

I think you're shitting me

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Random_Australian

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Thu Feb-05-09 03:02 AM
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3. I don't believe I exist. (for reals, suprisingly enough)

:shrug: But I pretend I exist. The worst thing is, I'm not joking.

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Heddi

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Thu Feb-05-09 03:16 AM
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4. Oh, me too

I don't believe you exist either :)

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moggie

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Thu Feb-05-09 03:46 AM
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5. I can't believe you said that

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Heddi

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Thu Feb-05-09 03:49 AM
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6. Who said dat

I am the only one here....

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Thu Feb-05-09 07:32 AM
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9. You are real enough

to the woos here I think, Also, I believe you exist although you could be an intelligent kangaroo for all I know...:hug:

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Random_Australian

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Thu Feb-05-09 05:50 PM
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17. Hey, Í'm not down about it. (Although I am in denial about the fact that I don't exist)

Also, I am indeed a hyperintelligent kangaroo - how did you guess? Damn maralinga tests.

Also, I believe that it is a reasonable approximation to say that I exist, so I just believe that most of the time.

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salvorhardin

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Thu Feb-05-09 08:41 AM
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11. Oh R_A, you've always been unreal to me

Simply unreal.

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mr blur

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Thu Feb-05-09 05:01 AM
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7. I believe it exists but I can't prove it.

And besides, Jebus doesn't like it.

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Heddi

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Thu Feb-05-09 05:05 AM
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8. I do not believe in your goat

Your goat is a sham

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trotsky

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Thu Feb-05-09 08:29 AM
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10. Big Yak is real.

That is all we need to know.

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Deep13

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Thu Feb-05-09 09:02 AM
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12. I don't believe in gravity.

I agree with the Intelligent Falling Theory.

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cosmik debris

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Thu Feb-05-09 09:47 AM
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13. It's about time you came around!

I've been saying for years that people believe too damn many things.

You should only believe the things you need to believe.

You believe me, don't you?

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onager

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Thu Feb-05-09 11:38 AM
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14. I follow this philosophy and everyone else should too.

“I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human, than someone who doesn't believe anything.” -- David St. Hubbins

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Thu Feb-05-09 12:38 PM
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15. Ah good old Spinal Tap...

Did you hear that they are gonna be recording a new album soon?:)

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onager

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Fri Feb-06-09 02:05 AM
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18. Great! Here's some weird ST news for you.

Lawyer in Sacramento, CA has a personalized license plate reading "GO TO 11" (and has had it for years). Every sane person who sees the plate gets the Spinal Tap reference.

Suddenly he gets a letter from the DMV, demanding he surrender the plate because it's "offensive or in bad taste."

Some Xer griped that the plate REALLY says "Go To Hell."

The lawyer refused to give up his plate. And, being a lawyer, wrote the DMV a two-page letter full of detailed reasons why he shouldn't, ranging from Biblical to cultural to a history of the Arabic number "1."

:rofl:

The whole story is here, just scroll down a little:

http://www.spinaltapfan.com/

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uppityperson

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Thu Feb-05-09 05:06 PM
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16. sounds like a mrbush quote.

I do know Spinal Tap, but sounds like something that could have come out of blivet's mouth.

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Evoman

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Tue Feb-10-09 01:08 PM
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19. That's okay, because this forum believes in you.

Now burn, skeptic.

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