A modest proposal, in honor of our illustrious VP

Henceforth, let us refer to any and all FPS shotgun casualties, whether head-to-head or solo, online or off, as "peppering," preferably combined with a diminuitive adjective such as "light" or "mere." Furthermore, the combat shotgun shall be known as a pelletgun. Bonus points will be awarded if one can insinuate that the gibbage was entirely due to irresponsible behavior on the part of the gibbed.

Example: "I ran out of chaingun ammo about halfway through the battle, so I ended up gently peppering the cyber demon with the pelletgun. He was taken to the ICU, and may have suffered a minor cardiac incident. I think he's stable now, but he really needs to be more careful in those boss-fight situations; he totally blocked my line of fire to the bloodstains on the far wall."

Dick_Cheney and DeadeyeDick will be popular names for online shotgun wielding FPS players.

I got to admit in FPS one of my favourite weapons is a shotgun for that 'up-close and personal' touch. INHO the SPAS street-sweeper is a belter ?

The very first Freeper FPS...before they started taking over due to Neocon stimulation.