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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 03:15 PM
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Prayer
Edited on Tue Sep-27-05 03:15 PM by BurtWorm
Our Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Who art in orbit around Ramen 324,
Hallowed be thy Noodly Appendage.
Thy Pasta al dente, They Sauce be done,
On earth as it is on dishes.
Give us this day our daily meatball,
And forgive us our diets,
As we forgive those who eat fried chicken.
And lead us not into starvation,
But deliver us from tofu.
For thine is the Meatballs,
And the Pasta,
And the Sauce,
Now and forever.

RAmen.

http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2005/09/the_intelligent_1.html#comment-49844
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 03:28 PM
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1. Thanks for the laugh
as I get ready to leave from a tough day of teaching. The "RAmen" was the kicker.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 03:29 PM
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2. Ramen and Ramen!
Can I get a witness??
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 05:10 PM
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3. I love this.
I'm worshiping with pasta for dinner tonight as a matter of fact. Mmmm.....
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 12:13 AM
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4. "Ye, though i walk through the valley of fast and spiceless food.....
I shall fear no hamburger. Thy Garlic and Basil comfort me. Thy Marjoram maketh me lie down in a 20 quart saucepan, simmering over a low heat for several hours. Don't forget the red wine.

Ramen.
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:45 PM
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5. Hail Marinara, full of goodness
the Linguini is with thee
Blessed art thou among sauces
and blessed is the fruit of thy vine, Tomato.
Pray for us now, and at the hour of our diet.
rAmen.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:39 PM
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6. I Love That!!
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