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I loved this bit:
This is the sort of level of incoherent drooling you should be aiming for.
You should combine a flimsy grasp of the English language with your own distinctive writing style. The following are quite fashionable at the moment:
* writing everything in lower case without any punctuation at all this can be quite difficult to read but is very easy to type which is a bonus dont you think * ALTERNATIVELY, WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS. THIS MAKES YOUR IMPORTANT MESSAGE STAND OUT AND PEOPLE WILL TAKE NOTICE OF IT AND REALISE THAT YOU REALLY MEAN IT. * short, disjointed.....sentences separated by long......strings of dots.....this makes you look quite.....thoughtful as if you are......pausing every now and......then. * Overuse of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can emphasise the point you are trying to make!!!!!!!!!!!! Question marks also work well, don't they??????????????????????????? * Show ur mastery of the Internet by using words like "u" instead of "you", "2" instead of "to" and "too", "ur" instead of "your" and "you're", and u 2 can spread the gospel 2 other kewl d00dz.
Wow! This is HUGH! This is really series!!!1111!!!!!! Dont U think so 2?!
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