Where the hell is Jesus? I haven't seen him in a while

Modem Butterfly

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Fri Mar-18-05 08:45 AM
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Where the hell is Jesus? I haven't seen him in a while

I used to hear people talk about finding him everywhere, but I haven't seen him since the last time I misplaced him. Anyone know where he is?

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Maestro

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Fri Mar-18-05 10:40 AM
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1. Last I saw him

he walking around professing radical ideas about the corrupt Jewish religion and monotheism. He was contemplating alone how to enact change in people. He went off on diatribes about Roman occupation and the need for people to use common sense appealing to their idea of a universal, humanistic good. At least that is the human Jesus. Oh wait, where? In modern day Israel and Palestine.

BTW, I believe most fundies and Christians have lost the real teachings of Jesus the man. They have warped his teachings beyond repair.

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trotsky

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Fri Mar-18-05 10:46 AM
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2. Well, Az DOES look a little like Jesus.

You copycatter!

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Modem Butterfly

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Fri Mar-18-05 10:57 AM
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3. Me-OW!

:hi:

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Jokerman

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Fri Mar-18-05 12:06 PM
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4. He's in a GITMO holding cell.

Fer all them thar librul ideas of his.

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Warpy

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Fri Mar-18-05 02:15 PM
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5. He's LATE, that's for sure.

After all, he promised to return with the angels and trumpets and all the rest of the accoutrements before the generation then living had passed away.

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onager

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Fri Mar-18-05 05:48 PM
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6. Shh!!! You're not supposed to mention that...

That's a false prophecy! People might get Jesus confused with that guy in "The Omen" movies.

;)

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politicat

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Fri Mar-18-05 06:05 PM
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7. Have you checked the dryer lint trap? Under the couch cushions?

How about the bottom, back, left corner of the sock drawer?

Did the cat bat him under the refrigerator?

Is he in the dog's chew toy pile?

There's one that lives down the street from me.... do you want me to check if he knows you? My spanish isn't great, but it's better than *'s.

Pcat

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