Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

Happy party-that-the-Christians-stole-from-Pagans-but-the-secular-world-stole-back!

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I sincerely wish you all lots of cool gifts, humongous amounts of unhealthy foods, fun chattering with equally fun people, and no Jeezuz in sight!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everybody. Being in the South visiting family, I am surrounded by Jebus and complaints about "persecution" and "political correctness" etc.

I am just laughing at them, especially when they try to commingle their religious foolishness with constitutional law. I must have heard/read "this is a Xian nation" a bazillion times by now on this visit.

But a ray of hope! When leaving a barbecue joint the other day, the nice waitress wished us "Happy Holidays." Instead of "Happy Say Merry Xmas Or I Will Punch You In The Face."

When she said that, I told her: "Every time you wish somebody 'Happy Holidays,' it makes Bill O'Reilly cry."

She laughed and said: "Good. I can't stand that jerk."

And that was my very own Xmas Miracle!

Good food, good friends, much merriment.

:)

May reason prevail.

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