Well, now this changes EVERYTHING.... - Democratic Underground

amyrose2712

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Sun Jan-24-10 03:36 PM
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Well, now this changes EVERYTHING....

:sarcasm:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1037/1037_01.asp

Found this little doozy on my car yesterday. Do these things makes any sense to anyone?

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onager

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Sun Jan-24-10 04:33 PM
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1. Antidote - The Jack Chick Parody Archive

http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/intro.html

I often see Chick tracts in their natural element - on the floors of public toilets.

Nice to see that God is still portrayed as The Big Lightbulb-Headed Guy, though.

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Warpy

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Sun Jan-24-10 06:23 PM
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6. I have never seen a Chick tract in the wild

only tamed and on the net.

Jack Chick is one sick, twisted mofo.

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lazarus

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Sun Jan-24-10 05:05 PM
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2. I love Chick tracts

They're hilarious. One day, when I have more money than sense, I'm going to start collecting them.

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amyrose2712

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Sun Jan-24-10 05:59 PM
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3. I can't make any sense of this one...

I think Jesus likes little kids? Kinda creepy actually.

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lazarus

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Sun Jan-24-10 06:03 PM
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4. that one was weird

but the artwork has really gone downhill.

I think the little kids are a stand-in for innocence. But we're none of us innocent, according to that theology. So I dunno.

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Warpy

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Sun Jan-24-10 06:22 PM
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5. Basically it means if your parents had sex

and you resulted, you're all tied to Satan and only flattering Jebus will cause an angel to swoop down and snatch you away. Oh, you didn't do anything wrong, it's just that nasty way you were created. I mean, eeew.

Equaling all sex to sin has always bothered me no end about the desert religions. I realize that twisted, sex phobic, self loathing homosexual men get drawn to religion as a way to hide what they are, but how the hell did they manage to get anybody else to swallow any of this shit?

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Manifestor_of_Light

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Mon Jan-25-10 12:48 AM
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7. Definitely an abusive and horrible idea.

Just because you're breathing and your parents had sex, you are DAMNED TO HELL unless you accept Jebus!

Total farce. A non-existent product pushed to meet a non-existent need.

What about people who were test tube babies? Are they exempt??

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Warpy

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Mon Jan-25-10 02:06 AM
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8. Since Dad had to jack off, probably not

even though his seed wasn't spilled on the ground and resulted in an infant, if he had fun at all, it's got to be sinful and everybody involved, including the infant, is damned to hell.

And they wonder why I left.

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