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Ninjaneer Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:32 PM
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Are we missing anyone?
Edited on Fri May-20-11 11:32 PM by Ninjaneer
Figured we should have a roll call to make sure no card carrying atheists turned coat at the last second and decided to play Superman.

I, for one, am still very much here and looking forward to the post-rapture looting tomorrow! :woohoo:
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 01:24 AM
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1. Aieeeeeee! It's the Rapture!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnhKPw2NXIw
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darkstar3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 01:40 AM
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2. Delete, wrong place
Edited on Sat May-21-11 01:40 AM by darkstar3
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darkstar3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 01:40 AM
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3. I, for one, plan to enjoy some rapture.
I wonder if darkspouse and I can time it properly...
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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 04:27 AM
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4. Is it 6pm GMT or is that CST time?
I mean, I might be asleep.

I do wish they'd be more specific.
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Ninjaneer Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 11:04 AM
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6. I think its 6 pm at every time zone,
also it doesn't matter if you're asleep. Just make sure your house has one of these:
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 10:45 AM
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5. I don't think we're getting the Rapture in England.
Haven't been hearing about it, anyway. Discrimination, that's what I call it.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 03:49 PM
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7. The Church of England has it listed as "The Mild Pleasure"
One mustn't get carried away, after all :D
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Ninjaneer Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 04:11 PM
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9. Thread Win.
:spray: Ahahahahaha
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 05:22 PM
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11. ROFL!
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-23-11 03:21 PM
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18. Carried away.
Omigodomigodomigod, that's hilarious!

:rofl:
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 03:53 PM
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8. Still here in Georgia. I think we have almost one hour until the end. n/t
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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 05:16 PM
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10. Worst. Rapture. Ever. (nt)
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 05:27 PM
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12. Oh, please
Like anyone in this group of reprobates ever had a chance of a fundy rapture.
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enuegii Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 08:28 PM
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13. I'm still here--apparently they missed me again...
thank goodness.
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 09:40 PM
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14. Aha! This explains it...
INSTALLING RAPTURE.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located.
The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
Please try again later.

(Stolen from somebody on Yahoo)
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Stuckinthebush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-11 09:59 PM
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15. Jesus came down, looked at me with his loving eyes
and said,"Aw, hell no!"

Then he left.

Damn.
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 12:27 PM
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16. Jesus said - "Come forth, and enter the Kingdom of Heaven!"
But I came fifth and got a rubber chicken. And a snazzy Anti-Rapture Helmet, which is back in the closet waiting for the next True Prophecy.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-23-11 04:45 PM
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19. Ah, so only Mark Webber was raptured.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Spanish_Grand_Prix#Race

Hm, maybe not, race was Sunday, Saturday was qualifying, and it was Fernando Alonso who came forth:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Spanish_Grand_Prix#Qualifying
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 03:15 PM
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17. Gary Gygax raptured me into some nerd's basement. nt
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-23-11 07:10 PM
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20. I was raptured, but I escaped!
Turns out heaven is run by really restrictive HOAs.
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-23-11 07:11 PM
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21. They told me to stay here - it's where they have all the good parties! n/t
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