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progressoid

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Thu May-19-05 12:14 PM
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Jesus Raves

This week's Jesus....

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/355/index.html

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beam me up scottie

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Thu May-19-05 12:20 PM
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1. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love how they have a picture of somebody's cat in with all of the jesus pictures!

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progressoid

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Fri May-20-05 10:38 PM
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4. I also like the message below Jesus of the Moment that says,

reload to resurrect

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Kolesar

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Fri May-20-05 08:55 PM
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2. a pacifier in His mouth

Somebody's gotta explain that one to me. I am soooo out of touch with the youth culture.

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progressoid

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Fri May-20-05 10:34 PM
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3. I think that's an extacy thing

Extacy is supposed to make the user grind his/her teeth or something. So, apparently binkies help.

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Kolesar

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Sat May-21-05 10:18 AM
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7. A ha

Thank you.

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onager

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Sat May-21-05 12:35 AM
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5. One of my favorite Jesi...

As we rush around shopping malls this holiday season, many of us forget the true meaning of Christmas.

2000 years ago, Christ was born on this very day. Our Lord did not come into this world alone.

He had His mother and five brothers who all had long white beards and wore red hats with white wool piping.

Now, these brothers didn't get along with their new sibling Jesus at first.

One brother threatened to hit Jesus over the head with a Wimbledon trophy.

Another brother tried to convince his camel to eat Jesus.

But one special brother, pictured in the right corner, simply hoisted a lamb over his head and said, "Eh, who cares."

After about a week, Jesus' bearded brothers all passed away of mysterious diseases... except for one. That brother's name was Santa Claus. And, you guessed it, he was the short-sleeved one with the lamb.

And that's the reason we wrap gifts in colorful paper and bring trees indoors this time of year.

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progressoid

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Sat May-21-05 01:25 PM
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9. Holy cow - I thought I had seen them all but I missed that one!!

:thumbsup:

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beam me up scottie

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Sat May-21-05 01:26 AM
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6. Here's a troubling selection: Jesus the pervert

No. J2K1115

An anonymous disciple found this while cleaning out the attic of his new home.

Chilling. Absolutely chilling.

:wow:

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progressoid

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Sat May-21-05 01:20 PM
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8. Yes, I think a few members of the clergy are taking that a little too

literally.

Eww.

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beam me up scottie

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Sat May-21-05 01:54 PM
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10. This site deserves to be

perused often.
Living in the bybull belt, I might have some of my own photos to submit.

Two thumbs up from this evil atheist.

:thumbsup:

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Zhade

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Sun May-22-05 09:30 PM
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11. WOW. Is there such a thing as Christian Trance?

That must SUCK.

"Jesus Raves" are about the stupidest idea I've heard today.

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