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Bzzzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 04:03 PM
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Oh Brother...
I posted this in the Lounge, but thought I'd place it here too...these people are unreal...

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And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood -Revelations 6:12

Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!

http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/index.html
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 04:15 PM
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1. You're killing me here!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 07:46 PM
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6. ROFL!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 08:08 PM
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7. Bwah! In the second picture down...
...it looks like Jesus is doing a "laying on of hands" for R2D2.

"Heal, in the name of...uh...me!"

For cheap amusement, google a picture of the Phalanx Close-In Weapons System (CIWS). That's a shipboard weapon. If you see a picture of it, you'll understand why we used to call it "R2D2 with a hard-on."
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 09:11 PM
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8. They have JESUS UNDERWEAR !!!
I can't paste the pics but scroll down on the site and you'll see them!

"Is that Jesus in your pants, or are you just happy to Praise the Lord?" (i am not making this up)

:spray:
and a t-shirt to match:

"Force is a Tool of Satan Dancing Jesus T-Shirt comes in 2 sizes"

:rofl:
I can't stand it!!! I can't believe the lounge didn't jump all over this...oh, that's right, it would offend people.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 09:20 PM
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9. Good call !


That must be R2's daddy.
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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 10:25 PM
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12. HAHAHAHAHA!
That last one is priceless!
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 04:55 PM
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2. Bwa ha ha ha ha
They gave R2D2 a pitch fork penis!!
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 06:01 PM
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5. THAT is exactly
what I thought too!
I guess I'll see you in Hell!

Oh, wait, we don't believe in Hell, we can think whatever we want!
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 09:26 PM
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10. I'll bring the marshmallows
If I had to make a choice for an afterlife, it would be where ever these people aren't. Yikes.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 09:49 PM
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11. I took the quiz and I'm supposed to have
reservations on Dante's Level Seven.
I hear it's warm all year round.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 05:02 PM
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3. Argh. Satan made me double post.
Edited on Tue May-24-05 05:02 PM by progressoid
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 05:25 PM
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4. This can't be true.
It's too funny.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 01:51 AM
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13. Why does this jesus look like he is at a disco?


This guy looks like he is in "Saturday Night Fever"!!!

He's wearing A LEISURE SUIT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:00 PM
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14. A leisure suit, a crown of thorns, singing birds, & a spring in your step!
Apparently part the whole resurrection package.
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 03:01 PM
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15. Bwah! That almost describes...
Edited on Fri May-27-05 03:03 PM by onager
...the 1961 remake of King Of Kings. Directed by Nicholas Ray, who usually had better sense.

Star Jeffrey Hunter looked so young that the flick became known around Hollywood as I Was A Teenage Jesus.

Hunter plays Jeebus as a young, blond, blue-eyed and VERY PRETTY Savior who looks like he got lost and wandered over from the "Sound Of Music"set.

You halfway expect him to flounce out of the tomb during the Resurrection singing Oh What A Beautiful Morning.

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