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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 12:31 AM
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BWAAAAAAAAAAA ! Hit this poll ! ! !
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rexcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 12:43 AM
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1. I wanted to make a comment but thought otherwise...
"when did religion become valid?"

I am a bad humanists and must be punished! Please, hurt me until it feels good. Sorry, I got that from christianity.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 07:50 AM
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2. Mothra commands me
to beat the sinner for his blasphemy !!!
:spank:
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rexcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:02 PM
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12. THANK YOU!
Your mercy is overcoming!
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 07:51 AM
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3. F'n hilarious!

It puts me in mind of a thought I had a few weeks ago. I was very involved in a tax override campaign in my town (In MA we have to take any property tax hike more than 2.5% to the voters) it looked like we were going to win (we did) and it was going to cost me about $450/year more in taxes. I can afford it but it will be felt. So a little selfish thought came to me.

Why don't I set up a religion based on the LotR mythology? Declare my house the holy shrine of Eru and avoid having to pay taxes.

But unlike a rethug I have a conscious and wouldn't feel right about weaseling out of my community responsibilities.

Ah well it isn't easy being an evil atheist.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:16 AM
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7. Didn't you read the manual ?
We're godless commie atheist infidels, you turn in your conscience when you join !
Taking over the world is easier without one!
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 07:55 AM
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4. Done and done.
LMAO, why not? It's at least AS VALID!
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:29 AM
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8. Mothra's smiting
is much more lethal though.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 07:58 AM
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5. No way! The universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.



http://www.venganza.org/
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:13 AM
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6. Oh NOOOOOOOOO !
:rofl:
It's FSM and my pirate suit is at the cleaners !!!




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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:33 AM
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9. But who threw the spaghetti?
Or is the FSM self propelling? If not there must be a "prime mover" and is this "prime mover" just trying to determine if it's super is ready? And if that is the case what happens when the FSM hits the wall? Will our fates be different if it sticks or not?

Ok, let the serious theological debate begin... :popcorn:
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:43 AM
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10. And before the "great throwing", who BOILED the spaghetti....?
:rofl:
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 01:12 PM
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11. You philosophers always muck things up...
n/t
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 05:43 AM
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13. Stop it you unbelievers!
The flying spaghetti monster just IS. He didn't have to be made, thrown, boiled or whatever! He just IS, and he created the universe and the Earth and us. You should just be happy and appreciative and not question His glory!:evilfrown:

Have you no faith???


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