Doctor Who comes from England to Invade American Children’s Minds and Backsides

Doctor Who comes from England to Invade American Children’s Minds and Backsides

A new children’s show from the heathen country of England has invaded God’s Country of America. That show is called “Doctor Who”. This show is centered around a time traveling pedophile who uses only his alias “The Doctor” to introduce himself to underage children after breaking into their bedrooms. He travels through space and time to molest small children’s bottom holes and attempts to kill off his female “companions” on every episode. Below are some reasons why “Doctor Who” is an Evil, Anti-Christian show used to promote the Homogay Agenda and why we should have this show banned from God’s Country of America.

Reasons Doctor Who is Evil:

#1. He is a Hipster.



Hipsters are evil people living off their parents and floating around aimlessly through life. Doctor Who floats around aimlessly through space and time. He also wears ridiculously tight, ill-fitting suits with bowties just like hipsters.

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#3. He uses a phallus shaped dildo that glows green and emits a “sonic” vibration to bother children’s sewer holes. He calls this item his “Sonic Screwdriver”, but it is quite obviously a green, glowing STD filled sin stick. He uses it to open children’s “cupboards” and peer into their “Dark Closets” for alien things.



More:
http://christwire.org/2011/09/doctor-who-comes-from-england-to-invade-american-childrens-minds-and-backsides/