Nonsense thread

Say anything you want

Rachael Ray is really irritating and she has three shows. My arm really hurts and I may get money for the emotional distress brought on by the ugly dent on my car, yay! I wish I had a boyfriend to entertain me because I'm very bored. I love those conversation hearts that come out during Valentine's Day


It doesn't have to make any logical sense

I wish Dr. Who came on earlier. I am still having multiple orgasms over Howard Dean. Thank God JohnKleeb is well and happy! God is sooo good. God is sexy.

a Czech model type talking dirty to you in Czech, now I know why I Thought I was a Czech not a Slovak :).

God talks dirty to me. Blessed be! God talks Hebrew with a Scottish accent and is drunk. "Tonight, Tonight, I'm going to get drunk tonight!"
What's the Welshman doing under the bed? He's taking a leek.

For some weird reason, I called her baba as a little kid, neither of my other brothers did, :shrug:, I guess I thought I was in the old country, I am still trying to see if I can go.

I had a Jewish naming service when I was a baby, but I never got bat mitzvahed. Judaism is beautiful women and happy drunken men. Al Franken is going to do the "Oy! Oy! Oy! Show." Franken is a flying Elijah, pie-eyed prophet.

i wish i had a boyfriend but then again i don't really want to deal with some of the stuff that would come with having a boyfriend in my life for now either.

I am excited in a way for baseball season.

The Baltimore Orioles stink to high heaven since the mid-80s. Let's elect Kerry to be commissioner of Baseball in 2008, so he can get rid of those damn Yankees. What is a Fabian? A Fabian's a British communist.

Yep orioles have been pretty bad most of my life. Had some years when I was 9-10 that looked promising, that was so long ago, thats when I was playing little league.

Orioles are losers, but I still hate the Yankees. Richard Nixon is dead, but I still want to impeach the bastard. "I would have made a great pope."--Nixon said this after he flew the coop. Whatever name he would have picked, it sure wouldn't have been "Innocent."

I am gonna go for the Nats in the National League though. Oh Dick would have been, Pope Dickwad I.

because Catholics are so cool and the Kennedys rule. I can't watch PBS documentaries on the Kennedys because they're are too damn depressing. Bobby Kennedy, Sr. is one of the greatest senators who ever lived and would have made a great president.
God loves Catholics because they know how to sin.

Why do I watch her when I just yell at the tv? Why am I a masochist?:spank:

She didnt wash her hands before cooking or something like that.

Very, very stupid.

What the fuck? She got on some choo choo train in Chattanooga and the guy asked her where she was from. She said New York and he said, "Welcome to America". What.the.fuck. And she laughed!

I'm not.

If anything, I lean in the other direction... though not all the way I hope :o

haha. It's not really in my nature to hurt others though I'm always tempted. I can't even be mean to telemarketers or Mormons who knock on my door. I'd feel so mean.

Or maybe it's not an implication; maybe it's just my own mind making the connection.

;)

I'm a bit sadistic in a sarcastic-bitch kind of way, but I don't like torture or physical sadism, so I'm not a Republican.

We don't get off on being hurt. We still fight for our rights. I wish some DUers would stop bashing Senate Democrats. I love Sen. Robert Byrd and I called his office today to say I supported him. Free as a Byrd who is arguing for the blessed filibuster and called Repukes Nazis.

I wish I could move to New Zealand and sleep out with the cows. If there isn't a Dem prez by 2008, I am gone.
I wish I could get 15 minutes with Teresa Heinz, but I'm a married woman.

My back hurts. I'm running on adrenaline. 125 pages of software documentation and network designs are very intimidating even when written and reviewed. It doesn't help if you know that you're going to have to write at least 25 more pages. But it also feels good to know that the vast majority of it--including all the tricky security issues--is done, done, done!!!

I've put on 10 pounds over the past three weeks, and it's actually a very good thing. As weird as that sounds.

it didn't fit into my schedule. I need an internship. What a burn.

Not really need. But want one for the summer, because I go freaking insane when I have vast stretches of time and nothing to fill them with.

Lest I'm destined to be a loser :cry: Since that's not acceptable to me, I'm actively seeking out opportunities. My stupid boss hired some filing clerks (they probably won't last long since the turnover rate is INSANE). I usually have a job waiting for me.

So go get 'em.

It's bloody obvious now that I'm trying to get 500 posts tonight. :shrug:

I wish I could have a long, serious talk with John Kerry about the direction of the country. One in which he could say precisely what he thinks without having to filter it for the media. I'd also love to hear him swear fluently at having to pretend to be nice to Bush*.

You know he has it in him. I can just tell.

call him a fucking liar to his face. I know he called him a fucking liar behind his back...
I always wished Kerry would have kissed Edwards on the mouth, long and hard. :evilgrin: They were such a beautiful couple.

Well, he can't do anything to Dubya or else he'd get capped by the Secret Service and that would be awful. Dubya is off limits. Corsi and O'Neill on the other hand...

Like he was really going to French kiss Edwards, like riiiiiiight!

A fighter.

A definite ass-kicker.

Ohhh man, I bet he HATES having to shake Bush's hand. If I were him I'd make sure my hand was really dirty before any such handshakes. Maybe I'd, I don't know, pee on it. Or handle something moldy. (Or, yeah, that. That would be hilarious. }()

It is sooo good.

My daughter got married in Sept. In August, her fiance and his friend went to Seattle to have a bachelor weekend with a couple of friends up there. They took her car which was insured on my car insurance. Saturday at around 11 am, a woman lost control of her car, spun around and hit them head-on. They had not been drinking or anything else. It was just a fluke accident. He ended up in the hospital. That was also the day of her bridal shower, which he told her to go ahead and have.

His back and knee were screwed up and he couldn't work for 3 weeks. Insurance companies don't reimburse your actual lost wages, did you know that? We didn't.

There's 1,000 limit on your car rental, did you know that? We didn't.

They told us that the car rental was up, so 2 days before their wedding they had to drive from Florence to Seattle to turn in the car rental to Enterprise and get the woman's car insurance to cover the rest of the car rental under Hertz. I am not friggin' kidding. No, you cannot just turn your car in at the local car rental place.

It took so long to begin with because we didn't find out they were going to charge it to our insurance, with a deductible, for about 10 days. That's how long it took to find someone to fix the car, get the car moved from the tow yard, and get them to fax me an estimate. Getting a faxed estimate makes you some sort of crazy person, who knew? Oh, and somebody lost the keys, nobody will own up to it. Then it took several more days to get the adjuster from the other woman's company out to look at the car.

Some time in October, yes OCTOBER, they finally had the car fixed. They took it for a test drive and discovered it was shaking and the axle was cracked and something else. Why didn't they discover this when the car was torn apart? I don't know.

Finally, in NOVEMBER, we got the car back. They had to make another trip to Seattle to drop off the second car rental and pick up their car. They had friends in Seattle who could have driven it down on a visit, but no, had to return the car rental all the way back to Seattle.

They had to cancel their honeymoon because of the first trip to Seattle and lost wages.

Do you know what the insurance company is offering them for pain and suffering and lost wages? $2500.

I cannot even believe it. Oh, and they cancelled our car insurance.

Law suit abuse my ass.