I'm afraid that if I get close enough to Kerry...

...and get a waft of his heavenly man-scent that I might die of pelvic implosion. I would hate to see the interior of the Imperial Ballroom splatter-painted with the shrapnel of my lady parts like something out of a Stephen King film. And poor Kerry - right in the line of fire. Now don't get me wrong - I WANT my lady business all over the Senator, but NOT LIKE THAT.

We may need a crash cart and some EMS personnel on site at the party.

Just in case.

I am afraid that if he gets too close, I will begin to hump him uncontrollably like a horny dog.

I'll take one leg, and half of what's in the middle.

But who said I wanted to hump his leg? :o

And it's a good place to start. You take the left leg, I'll take THE MIDDLE LEG. HAHAHHAHA.

I want to conquer that massive peak. Claim it as my own. :evilgrin:

And on that glorious note, I must to bed. Enjoy your hot, sweaty, Johnfantasies!

Climbing the meat ladder - ONE TASTY RUNG AT A TIME.

Goodnight then.

because I am sure this image would cause a Kerry bashing thread to IMPLODE!

:nuke: :nuke:

at the dear old Park Plaza. And thanks! Boy does this thread ever recall our roots.

Here's to all the threads about 'what color are his eyes?' and 'he smells really good up close' and ' why does he wear red ties so much?' Here's to women unafraid to say, 'Damn. That is the whole package. Smart as all get out, courtly manners around women and the WMD. OMG! I might just explode.' Here's to pictures of smart pols in glasses that just make us go crazy. (We are odd, you know that?) Here's to trying to figure out why Kerry can look so different depending on what camera angle is used. (Nothing beats that camera angle in the hearing room when the Bolton nomination was first torpedoed in April. OMG that man was radiantly luscious that day. I had trouble following what he was saying cuz he looked mahvelous.) Here's to those amazing Texas pics that gave us all pleasant dreams for weeks.

Heres' to everyone who went to see our Senator at a forum or a Town Hall or a speech and reported back to let the rest of us know how it went. (And how he looked and how he dressed and if he was relaxed or tense, chatty or reticent.) Here's to the stories from the Mass folks who, 'knew him when.' Here's to the 'young 'uns' in this group and the incredible pride some of us not so young 'uns feel at being able to share stories and tales both funny and sober.

Here's to us! Long may we post, and long may we be a presence on DU! I lvoe you guys!

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John Kerry Forum, 51,000 posts and growing.

that will be formed the night of Dec. 11th.

A NIGHT THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY.

blushing just reading this! :blush: You are all too funny!