I cannot take it anymore. I have to spill the beans. John Kerry told us...

Vektor

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Tue Dec-13-05 06:45 PM
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I cannot take it anymore. I have to spill the beans. John Kerry told us...

that he has decoupaged his entire master bathroom with a medley of my LOVER'S HAIKUS.

He begged us not to tell.

BUT THE DIRTY SECRET IS OUT.

We all know that every time he drops trou, he reads my words of wisdom.

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politicasista

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Tue Dec-13-05 06:46 PM
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1. lol!

:grouphug: :rofl:

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rox63

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Tue Dec-13-05 06:47 PM
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2. ROTFLMFAO!

Thank you, I needed to laugh hard enough to spit soda out my nose. :spray: :rofl:

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Vektor

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Tue Dec-13-05 06:55 PM
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4. He confidentially admitted that they soothe his bowel.

He calls them his Laxi-ku's.

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ProSense

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Tue Dec-13-05 06:54 PM
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3. What imagery.

:rofl:

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Island Blue

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Tue Dec-13-05 07:00 PM
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5. Are you sure he said it was the master bathroom?

I could have sworn he said it was the bathroom adjacent to the den. I guess that's how rumors get started.

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Vektor

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Tue Dec-13-05 07:21 PM
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6. I see. We'll just have to put in a toilet cam to solve this mystery.

Clearly, there is a scandal afoot.

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seito

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Tue Dec-13-05 09:47 PM
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7. ROFL

This I believe :evilgrin:

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TayTay

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Tue Dec-13-05 09:52 PM
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8. Vek, you swore, we crossed pinkies and everything.

Now the secret is out. (BTW, he told me that he likes it when I rant aobut George Allen. He can't do that in print, but I can. Allen really is a friggin bastid.) :sarcasm:

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Vektor

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Tue Dec-13-05 10:01 PM
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9. I'm sorry. The world needed to know.

I WAS BURSTING AND COULD NOT CONTAIN THE SECRET ANYMORE.

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WildEyedLiberal

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Tue Dec-13-05 10:21 PM
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10. ....

:rofl:

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