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I myself have never seen a flag-burning, but, as I live in Massachusetts, I'm sure it's only a matter or time before I happen upon one. (Dang, I forgot, what is the recommended method for disposing of old and tattered flags? The Boy Scout Manual says it's to burn it. I bet those sell-outs in Congress put in an amendment that says you can't have flag-burning unless it's done by a properly credentialed Boy Scout and the Flag in question has been deemed irreparable and damaged beyond even Bill Frist's ability to sew it back together. Equivocators.)
Also, Gay Marriage greatest dangers is that those gays that want to marry, well, they look just like you and me. I know there are two or three couples in my town who have married and I can't tell them apart from everyone else in town. (How are you supposed to 'get your hate on' if you can't tell who to hate?) Maybe we should just ban all marriage. That way no Gays can ever sneak in and get married, even by accident. (Not to mention the odd bachelor party where someone had too much to drink and woke up the next morning in a bed with some guy named Chuck, and well, it could happen, even by accident. Better to ban all marriage than let something like this happen. Or maybe ban all marriage outside of Massachusetts. Let anything sentient get married in Mass, cuz who cares what those nut-balls do anyway. If someone wants to marry their dog in Mass, well, who would know the difference in that wacko liberal state.)
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