The Koala and the Lizard

A Koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizards walks by, looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The Koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the Koala and they share a few tokes.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get at drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the Koala in the tree, got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the Koala is sitting finishing a joint, looks up and says "Hey you".

So the Koala looks down at him and says:

"Fuuuuu-k dude.....how much water did you drink?"