Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Still Win

I don't dare post this in GD-Pee any more than I dared post the 12 Steps there (I can see it now..."You horrible person, making fun of the very serious DISEASE of ALCOHOLISM!"), so I present it here.

TOP 10 WAYS HILLARY CAN STILL WIN

10. Apply the "three-fifths compromise" to all black voters

9. Throw out all the results so far...let's just go with Rock-Paper-Scissors!

8. Ask Obama, "I mean, really: Is chivalry DEAD to you men today??"

7. Come on, Barack! You know the rule! Age before beauty!

6. Oregon Debate. The voters deserve to hear more about flag pins,
William Ayers and Rev. Wright before having to make up their minds.

5. Campaigning in Puerto Rico: "I came up with 'Si, se puede' first!"

4. "Eeny, meeny, miney, mo, catch a...um, on second thought, bad idea."

3. Translate all her primary win percentages into "Base 5" so she can
tell the superdelegates she earned "big double-digit victories" in those states

2. Thumb-wrestle for it

And the number-one Way Hillary Can Still Win...

1. The French judge.

You should send them to Letterman.

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Good ones, Berry! :rofl:

dg

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