KOEB Puppet Theatre, Episode IV: A New Hope

(First, with my apologies to all for not making this the FIRST KOEB Puppet Theatre. But really, given the sequence of historical events, I'm not sure how it could have been.)

REAL KEITH, AT DESK: Well, I'm back...and it looks as if certain people over on a certain Web site have their LIVES back again. Hmph! Of course, we at Countdown would be remiss if we didn't bring you every minute of their joy and jubilation. Then again, since when have we ever worried about being remiss? Regardless, we still bring you the next installment of KOEB Puppet Theatre.

(KOEB Puppet Theatre opening title)

CC PUPPET AND ALL THE ANIMAL PUPPETS: YEAAAAAA! KEITH'S BACK!

REV: CHEESEHEAD PUPPET: Hurray!!

BERRYBUSH PUPPET! We're SAVED!

CRISPINI PUPPET: So am I! Managed to get away from that palmetto bug with only a superficial flesh wound!

GOGI PUPPET: What a relief!

SHARON RB PUPPET: Glad you made it, Crispi!

WOLVERINE DG PUPPET: Everybody got their SNARK on tonight?

GK HOUSTON PUPPET: I sure do!

CB HAGMAN PUPPET: Yeah, even I'm back!

RHIANNON 12866 PUPPET: I'm thrilled! I can't wait to see what he says about that stupid speech last night!

EWAGNER PUPPET: Come on, Keith! We've ordered up some SNARK, and you'll be our server tonight!

PATSY STONE PUPPET (WITH DOOBIE): Wow, I just might be able to do WITHOUT this for a change!

SEITO PUPPET: Oh wow! This is gonna be great!

MIAMI LIBERAL PUPPET: SHHHH! The show's about to start!

(Countdown opening theme)

TV PUPPET (WITH VOICE OF OFFSCREEN KEITH): Which of these stories will YOU be talking about tomorrow? The Bush speech...persuasive propaganda, or badly-written bull? A new design for the Freedom Tower...these people just won't listen to me and my good ideas, will they? A gay old time in Canada...the House of Commons moves to legalize same-sex marriage. And...our #1 story tonight...the KOEB. Faithful fans or serious headcases? All that and more...on Countdown!

EVERYONE: WAAAAAAHHHH!

(KOEB Puppet Theatre closing title)

You are *so* creative. :7

I'm thinking "headcases" myself. :P

I made it into an episode of Puppet Theatre. I'm a STAH! :smoke:

Sort of the best of both worlds. B-)