ASTB Covers Rita (the hurricane, that is) 9-23-05

Post your snark here.

And I honestly think that it would be more appropriate for Friday for her to unbutton that top button.

:)

Spoken like a true TDS (that's Testosterone-Driven Stag).
Or do you prefer Buck?

because I'm embarrassed about what I really am.

:shrug:

horn-dog? :evilgrin:

Don't insult dogs! I love them!

Uh...platonically, of course...


Carry on.

:rofl:

She looks great. Prissy or not.

:hi: Happiest of Fridays to you.

with Keef's gray suit.

:hi:

Sorry you're unhappy about MSNBC's wardrobe choices. I feel your pain. :)

just because i'm in dc & not able to post live, doesn't mean you can bag on the grey suit!

:hi: from dc, gang!

dg

Have a great time at the march!

we had a great time. more later when i'm not feeling so tired. :)

dg

Hope you had or are having a pleasant evening.

:hi: Rev and my fellow KOEBers!! :grouphug:

You tuned in just in time:

Story 4: "Escape from Rita" :rofl: If they only knew!

It's a good Friday over here. Hoping the best for those in Rita's path.

Hello Sheridan, how's the puppy dog. Good dog!

Here's hoping Rita stalls right over Crawford.

:toast:

Patsy or Bianca? :hi:

LOL. :)

:hi:

Any evacuees in your neighborhood?

I'm just so stressed out right now about everything.

Everywhere I went today, people were anxious. Even at the grocery store, I mentioned I was able to get gas before prices rose. The checker went into an anti-blivet rage. It was beautiful.

:hi: Yet another late night at work. grr.

Well, this is my last night of sackcloth and ashes. Monday Keith returns from his week of baseball whoredom. Yippee!

Sorry I didn't see you squeezed in here between the posts. :)

I have to hold on to that.

it's well worth the click.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4050240&mesg_id=4050240

Almost as good as Smoltz walking Josh Beckett. :)

I scare myself sometimes.

And it's Rita Skeeter, trying to turn herself into Anderson Cooper. :eyes:

Rita is growing on me.

So are some other things, but I have ointments for them.

But seriously, she's trying hard. I'm sure when she goes back to obsessing about missing white girls and suchlike, I'll lose my tolerance right quick.

:hi:

All of it. :)

No, you're right, she *is* trying hard. But she's always just so willing to go for the alarmist angle. I'm glad Alison was the one covering the plane thingy the other night. She was so soothing and factual and reassuring. Rita would have been freaking out all over the place.

"Tell us, doctor, if the plane does become a catastrophic inferno, how much flame can we expect from the actual bodies of the passengers?"

:rofl:

"Rita Skeeter" really IS very appropriate for her. It totally fits.

The good thing is, the NBC Universal CFO would have been listening to her and would probably have said to himself "If I get down from here safely and alive, that woman's ass is SO laid off. I will find a way to ensure she no longer fits into our budget..."

the career of Alison Stewart.

Cuz she done good.

:evilgrin:

need me to help loosen a few bolts? i'm not techie, but i can operate a wrench. :evilgrin:

dg

Rita is cut off! :woohoo:

Does anyone else here think "Gargles with Razors" sounds like her Native American name?

Glad they arrested this surfer. What a loon. :eyes:

Or is that Blaze Orange?

If a storm surge takes Rita out to sea will God be putting
check marks next to our names on the heaven v hell list
if we fail to mourn?

just asking :rofl:

BTW if she was taken out to sea .... (with a life jacket) .....
wouldn't the peroxide glow from her hair alert a copter
@ 300 miles>

If a storm surge takes Rita out to sea, it would be marked as one of God's great blessings.

And Rita does take care to make sure she is seen. Have no doubt.

Rita...felled by Rita.

In the battle of RIta vs. Rita, Rita lost.

LOL. I thought that was the point. Hi, Rev!

:toast: All the best for those in the path of Rita -- acutallly, "Ritas" both of them! :)

Did you see the "Who's your favorite Weather Channel reporter?" thread? LOL.

I like Marshall Seese. Good, steady, fatherly.
And does anyone NOT think Bob Stokes is gay?

Cantore ran away with it. It seems Bill Kneeley (?) wasn't getting enough love. LOL. :)

Hubby and I were cracking up when Stephanie Abrams came to fetch Jim Cantore after Katrina and she almost fell down around his ankles when she saw him.

"Oh, Jim! I've always loved you!" :rofl:

Crispini ..... she should be a warning to you if you smoke
4 packs a day that is what your voice will sound like.

Idea send Rita Skeeter to the Afghani / Paki Border ...
"If you don't give us Osoma we will send in Rita .....
bin Laden will be turned over in no time .....

Torture is needed sometimes.

:bounce:

:bounce: Nice to have you snarkin' with us tonight.

UBL would surrender himself.

"Stop! You're ruining the whole concept of virgins for me!"

..... alcohol, a bar, dark lights, and closing time .....

the next morning would be tough on who ever got her though.

"Hello Suicide hot line? I just woke up next to a beast who speaks
in tongues."

:beer:

It sounded like him.

And he has a blog, too. :loveya:

Please?

sorry it took me a while to find it.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9399175/#050923f

David :loveya: Gregory

Thanks. :yourock: David :loveya: Gregory, indeed.

Time to get out the Windex and clean the lip prints off the glass covering the picture of Gregory behind the bar again...

the mice will stray! Or something like that.

exactly how tall David Gregory is. They say he is VERY tall (probably makes Keith look like a Munchkin) but no one seems to know exactly HOW tall, so the figure is debated. All we know is that one of his ex-college pals says his nickname there was "Big Dave" and that the White House (when they're not getting battered by his questions) calls him "Stretch."

I adore tall men. :loveya:

What a nimrod.

It was like an accident waiting to happen - I couldn't tear my eyes away... and believe me, I tried. :banghead:

Woulda been the signature moment of the whole hurricane.

:rofl:

They shoulda left the drunken bum out there, bet he went straight back out after they released the Darwin Awards contender.

:scared: I have a neighbor with an ample gut, who routinely cuts the grass in his shorts and no shirt. When he bends over, I get a fresh look at America's Crack Problem. And no, I can't avoid it, because my office window looks right out into his backyard.

His niece is one of my church members, and a friend, and she calls him Uncle Orka.

Haven't seen a real good asscrack since I caught a look at a repairman's years ago. His pants did everything but fall down around his knees. I thought at the time, "I hope he does'nt turn around!".

On today's Dan Patrick Show Keith was getting much merriment about someone else's grammatical error (as he often does). He'd found an article about, I believe, Ken Griffey that said he was having his "left buttocks" operated on. "ButtockS?" he laughed. "He has more than ONE on that side?"

This left Keith to speculate as to whether if a man had more than one left or right buttock, whether he might not have more than one of what the buttocks hide (at least on SOME people, anyway).

I'm sure he's seen more than his fair share of assholes. :evilgrin:

I'd take a picture of it and post it online, it was a doozy! Speaking of errors, there was a picture of Faith Hill in the Post Dispatch recently and the caption read: 'Fair Hill performs on "Today"'.

He was drunk ....
1/2 naked ......
and in cuffs.


:rofl:

That's always a big turn-off. :P

being stupid!"

:rofl:


ed: bad spelling ruins a punch line.

I rest my case. :)

:eyes:

:rofl:

and you are right about the stupid part ..... that is a big turn off ....
I can tell that you are smart and hot just from your posts ....
only a stupid person would fall for simple flattery and little jokes
as a come on .... btw i can tell from your posts that beautiful
sunset walk would be made better by you being there


:puke:


come on crispi you made a tape of that dude and burned a
DVD too ...... :rofl:

:evilgrin: That's my Botany! :P

bush is now in a command post in Colorado. You ask why .....
Alaska did not want him. :rofl:

I hope he has plenty of coloring books and his x box!

:rofl:

Cuddley, lovable Botany is the only one in his family or at work that is aware of how totally fucked up the government is, and how vilely corrupted the notion of "of the people, by the people, and for the people" has become.

In each episode, we see Botany's boiling point slowly driven upwards as he rubs up against the INSANE BULLSHIT of the evil * administration in a series of situations in the course of his day.

When he finally blows and spouts off incisively about the tragic gap between the genius of the constitutional republic designed by our founders and the venal conniving of the bipedal weasels who have insinuated themselves into the very machinery of government, the people around him, after standing wide-eyed at his outburst of unwelcome sanity, look at each other laughing, and say: "That's My Botany!"



:)

LOFL!

:loveya:

Ah....good times...good times.

:)

theme song ends: "She will be mine."

can talk to and feel like he's in human company with, but living on opposite ends of the telephone and radio, worlds apart, except that they actually both shop at a few specialty shops (organic produce market, pharmacy, and liquor store) without knowing it, each of them having character-revealing friendships with the interesting proprietors.


And dammit, I AM going to write that theme song.


:thumbsup:

:)

:rofl:

It's the David Gregory Appreciation thread!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4866120

Thanks!

Need help, ASAP.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4051200&mesg_id=4051200

I'll say it again: Silly bint.

but she is a girl. How?

Ann Coulter I could understand. But Rita?

It was just sitting there like a lobster roll w/ a glass of white wine ....
It was just too tempting.

:bounce: