Breaking: Bill Clinton, Mo' Surgery ?

...looking for msm links now....

http://www.suntimes.com/output/elect/clinton08.html

more breaking on the msm's now....

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&e=3&u=/ap/20050308/ap_on_re_us/bill_clinton_health

By KAREN MATTHEWS, Associated Press Writer

NEW YORK - Former President Clinton (news - web sites) will undergo a medical procedure this week to remove an unusual buildup of fluid and scar tissue from his chest, six months after he underwent quadruple bypass surgery, his office said Tuesday. "I feel fine," Clinton said in Washington.

The low-risk procedure will take place Thursday at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia University Medical Center. Clinton will remain hospitalized for three to 10 days and is expected to make a "full functional recovery," doctors said.


Clinton, who planned to play a golf tournament in Florida on Wednesday with former President George H.W. Bush for tsunami relief, said doctors discovered the condition during a recent X-ray. He called the surgery a "routine sort of deal."

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BILL CLINTON HAVING SEX CHANGE OPERATION
By Phil Maggitti
UnconfirmedSources.com

NEW YORK - Unconfirmed Sources has just learned that former President Bill Clinton, who underwent quadruple bypass surgery in September, will have a sex change operation Thursday at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia University Medical Center. Although President Clinton's office maintains that the former chief executive is entering the hospital for a medical procedure to remove fluid and scar tissue from his left chest, sources close to the president assured us that "Bill's having a makeover." . . .

Although Friends of Bill are calling the operation "an act of heroism in a sexually repressive environment," skeptics charge that Clinton has a hidden agenda.

"That sucker changing into a woman is tantamount to a fox remaking himself into a chicken," said Fox News' Bill O'Reilly. "Now he doesn't have to worry about getting thrown out of restaurants for being in the ladies room."

Former New York mayor and skull ring model Rudy Giuliani, who may oppose Hillary Rodham Clinton in the 2008 presidential election, called President Clinton's operation payback time. "We all knew that Hillary was going to have Bill's testicles sooner or later for the Monica Lewinsky affair, and now she does," said Giuliani. . . .

- http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=940
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