A poem from Gull Bay

It was the morning of the indictments and all through the house

DU was pumped ......
We are going to get that louse.

22 Indictments were sealed and under the tree
could those be the presents that set us all free.

Rove paced 'round his office in a terrible huff
the Secret Service let in Gannon to give him a quick puff.

And down the hall sweating like pig was a man called Libby
He called Dick and started to cry, "It was just one little fibby."

But their were more indictments then for just the two ....
and in the oval office crying & drinking was you know who.

:rofl:

Darth Cheney looked up and said, "Never fear...
please, just sit down, don't cry in your beer.
The answer is simple," the curmudgeon said,
"A Terror Alert! Why, we'll all end up dead!"

"Our favorite target is fair New York City,
a place where everyone's just a bit giddy.
They'll buy it" he grumbled, "it takes just a call.
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all."

"On CNN, Blitzer, on FOX - what the hell...
you know when we call them, they'll spread it like hell.
Just trust me. You know that we've done it before.
What's wrong with just one little terra alert more?"

:rofl:

"A threat to the SUBWAY! Let's all spread the news!
Now won't that make Olbermann quake in his shoes!"

When what to my wandering eyes should appear,
but a snarkmeister Keith, and his well-founded jeers.

"I simply don't buy it, I'm nobody's fool,
This terraist thing is all just a tool,
to keep us unfocused from all the bad news.
It's getting quite old; so commence with the boos."

"We need to keep em scared and living in fear .....
because you know Karl we really shouldn't be living here"

"But Mr. President, we stole the last 2 elections and did it quite slick,
why don't you go talk on t.v. about terror and Bird Flu that makes
you quite sick.
and I wonder if when I am in jail, can I see Jeff Gannon and his big ****?"

:rofl:

The night before Crispmas

The toys were hung by the fireplace with care
and Crispini was thinking about the black leather and
studded outfit she would wear.

Down the chimney will come that Jolly old elf
and then she would cuff him and have him all for herself.

"I will make him forget all about Mrs. Claus
all I have to do is get him in my paws."
Crispini was not bothered by everyday laws.

It's FITZ-mas!

We wish you a Merry Fitzmas!
We wish you a Merry Fitzmas!
We wish you a Merry Fitzmas!
and a HAPPY INDICTMENT!

Rove and his lawyer ..... he volunteered to go back in front of the
Grand Jury.
NY Times ...... rove ordered to return to the grand jury. :rofl:

And from the Boiler room their arose such a clatter
that an EDV ran to it to see what was the matter.

"On Sparky you bad boy do I need to break out the whip?"
And then the sound of a bodice being ripped.

Later that night Sparky called her head cheese ...
one might guess that it had something to do with her
being free and willing to please.

And KO and the Bay Airs were sleeping on the couch
and on the tube there was bush being led away in handcuffs
his posture was in a slouch.

Christmas, sex toys, and indictments. We surely do cover all the bases here. :evilgrin:

it brought a tear to me eye. *sniff*

that's the best stanza yet!!!! :rofl:

You should forward this thread to KO.....he'd get a kick out of it....

You guys ROCK!

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