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Cheese, you bring up a lot of things worth examining here.
1. Snarkology 101. I guess my feeling is, whenever you scratch a snarkologist, what you find underneath is someone who was hurt badly by something, somewhere, somehow. Combine that with a natural bent for humor (perhaps inherited?) and you get a snarkologist. Whether it's a bitter, nasty snarkologist (I don't like those at all) or a basically good, kind, decent snarkologist depends on which way the twig was bent (and that is a responsibility that generally falls to the parents of said snarkologist, or at least whichever parent or other loved person hopefully raises the snarkologist, because without at least one loving caretaker in youth, the snarkologist will be a bitter, nasty one). That's my theory, anyway.
High intelligence and snarkology also tend to go together, because high intelligence has a keenly sharp sense of the absurd and the hypocritical, and can't help juxtaposing what people say with the opposite things they actually do, or what a culture says it values with what it actually rewards--and when that juxtaposition is done in a comical way, you have Snark!
I think one big difference between bitter, nasty snarkologists and good, decent ones is that good, decent ones still have values and, if you will, "sacred cows." Their sacred cows are not the same as many other people's, but they have them and they don't cross the line into bad taste or nihilism. You see some people out there and they are great snarkmeisters but it's in a bitter and nasty way--they almost make you afraid that you're next on their list of those to be snarked at. They don't seem to have any values and you're afraid to turn your back on them because you figure while you're laughing at their snarks on someone else, someone else is laughing at their snarks on you. And they will snark on anything and everything. No subject goes unsnarked.
KO's not like that. He has made up his mind what matters and what is not to be snarked about and at, and he keeps up the boundaries and maintains them with grace. Michael Jackson and his foibles--snark. Paris Hilton and her foibles--snark. Just about any celebrity too big for his or her britches--snark. Criminals who lead the cops on crazy car chases and end up getting caught--snark. People doing the goofy-looking things people do? Snark--gentle snark (after all, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean they don't seriously enjoy it). But Iraq? No snark--unless it's about the deaths of two tyrants who tortured and killed others. Then we can snark. Little girls getting raped, tortured and murdered? Again, no snark. Terri Schiavo? Pope dying? No snark.
2. The human being. Hey, nobody can help placing a person on a pedestal who shows the kind of talent and wisdom of use that KO shows. At the same time, one must guard against seeing him as perfect. Another sign of the good snarkologist: willingness to deprecate self. (I'm thinking here about the jokes he made about being disappointed that the Fox Sports promotional tattoos of his face were only temporary, or about having a "big fat wallet," or about how for the good of mankind he was not going to pose for Playgirl, or about when Monica Novotny called him "my boss" and he said "I'm your boss?!? What a terrible life you must have!") No, doesn't sound like a guy who thinks he is perfect or wants others to. However, it doesn't mean he's going to take crap from people who lie about him, call him things he's not, etc. This is where one of his traits comes in that I think annoys his fans a great deal--the fact that he seems more likely to reply to critical email than email agreeing with him. Some people would love to respond to every word of praise they get and would just ignore their naysayers, but his naysayers appear to have *better* exchanges with him than those who like him. He still appears to be motivated by a strong need to prove his critics wrong, or to prove himself right. Remember what I said about the insecurity that lies beneath? Why else would this be so? Unfortunately it's a weakness that makes him vulnerable to those naysayers. They know they can "get to him" to some extent with all the taunting. Oh, and speaking of the book--remember how enraged he supposedly got when he overheard some joke in Suzy K's mouth about him being "obsessed" with baseball? If *that* doesn't smack of someone once having really hit him where it hurts on *that* subject, and him having been hypersensitive about it ever after, I don't know what does.
You know, I was just about to post here a list of what I think his personal "hot buttons" are. Then I realized that might be going too far--after all, I could always be wrong. And gee, what if I was right? Would I really want his detractors to be able to come here and see them, and draw on them in their next set of nastygrams to him? No. That would not be fair to him. So. I refrain.
3. Reading in context. Wow, I don't know about you, but I have never been famous and I can only imagine what it must be like to read words of your own from your past, printed in a book for all time, and held against you by people who came across it in the library just yesterday! Is anyone that static a person that they deserve to be judged solely that way? I don't think so. I think you have to assemble pieces from various sources in order to assemble a true picture of anyone. Like a historian trying to write a biography of a long-dead person, you don't just check one source and then write your book. And as he himself said, if you're not smarter when you get older than you were when younger, you should just stay in your room.
I have sometimes joked that those of us who have had our Internet posts archived, and have done nothing about it, will someday have to wake up to the fact that our own grandchildren will someday be Googling us and reading the words of some flame war we had with someone on a Usenet newsgroup 40 years ago. I sure hope they don't judge us solely by that, any more than I judge my opinion of what kind of person my mother was by the fact that she told me she actually broke up with her date on prom night--let him pay for the whole evening, take her out, show her a good time, *then* dumped him!
Same with KO. Just from reading some things other people have said I am amazed at how much half-truth gets assumed on about him as "fact." Heck, even that he's "a Yankees fan" or that they're "his team." I don't see where that is necessarily true. Yes, he followed them as a kid, because his mom did, but that was before he became a sportscaster and (if you read The Big Show) supposedly stopped being a homer for any one team. Besides which, I get the impression he's a "baseball fan" in the broad sense--he loves the *sport* more than anything else, even a particular team. But that's one small example. Whether it's his religion, the kind of women he dates or whatever, it seems that a lot of conclusions get drawn in the absence of very little solid information. I know that when information is scarce people tend to cling to what little they have like barnacles (and we're all guilty of that probably), but what bugs me is when people will take one thing they read about him somewhere, and draw mistaken conclusions from it. (For example, people who actually don't know the story of why he can't drive, and assume it's because he chooses not to learn--and who used it as yet another strike against him in terms of not understanding why he was unhappy with life in Bristol, CT and lashed out against his ESPN "dream job." When they'd be just as unhappy, if they were physically unable to drive and forced to live in a small town with no public transportation, just because it was close to where they worked.)
Oh well, this has all gone on for way too long. I'm starting to feel like Howard Beale!
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