KOEB 1/30/06 Pissed off Dems program

What a day.

Poor Jill Carroll....

I'm off to a work function shortly.

Crazy day in GD, hey? Can't believe we went up to level SIX.

LOL

it'd raise some eyebrows? :rofl:

You're my fav ASTB'er. Shhhhh... don't tell the others. :rofl:

but in a good way.

:rofl:

I know what you mean Bleever can be real catty.

Just ask your friend, Rex. ;)

But he is a gentleman who I am sure would stand up when a lady
enters the room.


BTW you are my Fav EDV.

Snack?

Most of that looks delicious! :)

Is that a baked potato? How did that get in there?

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

Thanks. :9

Bratwurst?

.... Westfield Wisconsin. I went back this summer and they had Johnsonville Brats .....
hell i can get them in Columbus.

What? I meant productivity!

I'll be back for the re-air. Another "Berry WAAAY After the Show" night...

Tough break on Dan Patrick's show today. Keith was on for only the first segment of his usual hour! Now I know it's Super Bowl week but that's when we need Keith's insights more than ever. But nooo, instead we get a case of Keithus Interruptus, aka Premature Jocularity.

But Keith did manage to take time out to remind us of his famous and storied physical measurement of 7 and 7/8s.

That's right. His hat size.

I don't know, you guys. I think he's trying to tell us maybe he doesn't want a tie for his birthday after all. He wants a Borsolino like Jack Abramoff's. I mean, what other excuse did he really have to bring up his hat size again?

Rev, is this all your fault? Did you never send him the Cheesehead you promised? Obviously, he's feeling neglected.

:hi: till later...

Cheesehats are going real cheap right now.

Maybe I can go to the souvineer shop that's been selling fake Favre stuff, and get KO an autographed cheddarhead...

And the really nice ones are adjustable, like baseball caps. :)

if his head swells unexpectedly. :silly:

watch em vote no on Alito tomorrow

I wonder why Herb Kohl, Joe L, and the others did not show up?

What a day. I'm exhausted from trying to keep up with everything. It's been such a letdown.

Honestly, if we had evidence he had three heads, or ate a baby, then they'd filibuster. But this whole "unitary executive" -- not enouogh, and it's too hard to keep Dems in line -- unlike Repugs. :shrug:

Given the signing statements bullshit, especially with the torture bill, and the warrantless wiretapping, it's clear what blivet** is moving towards and they've just handed him a guy who will help make it legal. :banghead:

bitchy e-mail, & I sent a thank you e-mail to Sen. Feingold.

I'm proud of them. I wasn't sure about Levin until he actually voted.

Hell, let's run RetroLounge in his place! Or Mike Sherman - I hear he's still looking for a job.

39% approval rating. Wow.

:loveya:, KO, for the info that (shock! horror!) the tape appeared the day before the SOTU.

Also the snark that both views about the al-Zawahiri's demeanor came from "the same administration, so take your pick".

instead of "completely impossible".

Hey, Shar!

I think not!!!

except if he is hurt then all move up the depth chart

3 Abdelkarim Hussein Mohamed Al-Nasser

4 Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah

5 Muhsin Musa Matwalli Atwah

6 Ali Atwa

so Abdelkarim would become # 2 and the z man will become # 3 except if he is really
hurt then Abdullah moves to # 3 and the z -man becomes # 4.

Except for bin Laden who is always # 1 even after he died in dec. of 01 just saying :rofl:

Almost.

:hi:

That is the #2 in East Central Iraq who is different then the #2 in north west Iraq
who is different then #2 in Europe (western but not England) and then the #2 in Pakistan ......

BTW did I ever tell you that you are my FAV?

Now I get it. Thanks for clearing that up.


Ooooh... They're playing "Boston".

Either one is fine by me!

Hi, ralps - and everyone else! :hi:

a couple of e-mails to our 2 Senators after the Cloture vote. sort of a pissy one to Kohl & a Thank you to Feingold.

I just cussed Herbie under my breath.

To you: :patriot:

Lite-Brite is for kids... :)

It's LEGO KO! :hi:

Hiya, Pats! :hi:

Eggo-zactly!

just wanted to see a closer vote dammit.
:loveya:

I was very disappointed in some of the Dems who voted for cloture. Some of them really surprised me. I still don't get the whole concept of voting no on confirmation, but yes on cloture.

a vote in each pocket.

When they are home in the district they can say that they voted against Alito while protecting themselves from Repub attacks.

It's an old trick...

Hello to my all my favorite EDVs :hi: :loveya:

What are we gonna do with Kohl?
I don't think I can vote for him anymore... not even if I hold my nose.

:hi:

I don't think it would have cost some of them that much. :loveya:

It certainly wouldn't have hurt Lieberman. This could hurt him more.

I have to go look at the list of who "turned".

Cantwell
Lieberman
Rockefeller
Dorgan
Byrd (also voting for confirmation)
Ben Nelson (ditto)
Bill Nelson
Landrieu
Chafee -- Repuke voting no on confirmation, but yes on cloture

http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=109&session=2&vote=00001

I was stuck in a cubicle and couldn't get out from under a pile.

DINO. I think he's voting against Alito, however. He really should have voted against cloture. :thumbsdown:

No vote for Alito PLUS Yes on cloture = Yes vote for Alito.

RIP USA July 4, 1776-January 30, 2006. :cry:

dg
edit because i obviously suck at math

:grouphug:

:grouphug:

We can do one in person in three weeks.

:grouphug:

:hug: :grouphug: :hug:

:grouphug:

dg

I guess he needs me for private tutoring, huh?

Hi, gang. :hi:

are still alive.

I felt so bad when I heard the news first thing yesterday. I really like Bob Woodruff. He never struck me as a Repuke shill.

He's from around here and his folks still live here. There's so much local support for him.

There sure are alot of people from Michigan!

It's a great state. Woodruff went to UofM for law school and grew up in Bloomfield Hills.

planning to make an eyeglass case (and then maybe a purse) from some old black and white photos.
you don't know the program, do you? i gotta figure that out, soon LOL.

cool. it'lll help to show my friend as an example of what i'm looking for.
love the smiley petting kittty, too.
thanks!

Some guy who does Lego art was on the show once and presented Keith with his portrait done in Legos.

sold in craft stores, be. :)

:hi: three more weeks! excited yet? i am! :bounce:

dg

Wow. Well, there's a unique angle to the Woodruff story.

A bit morbid, no?

:hi:

But you'd think about it...

:hi:

:hi:

dg

:rofl:

Also, that was a great Tweety soundbite about the Indian chief.

:hi:

"Average $1000 per family" my ass. Here's what the Red Cross did: where the cameras were (Austin, Houston, SA), victims received apartments loaded with brand-new furniture, all kinds of assistance. Where the cameras weren't, they got SOME assistance in locating apartments/housing, but no furnishings, and maybe some cash assistance. This, despite the fact that the residents of Corpus were practically throwing money at the Red Cross; damn little of it stayed locally, going instead to where the cameras were.

Then, of course, Rita struck (the hurricane, not Reeter), and they were evicted by Gov. Good Hair. One family that my friend worked with had received $350 cash from the Red Cross. When Rita was approaching Texas/Louisiana, they had to drive back to get their pets. Their junker car broke down along the way. They went to the Red Cross for help, only to be told "Sorry, we can't give you any more. You can't 'double-dip.'" So they were stranded, no money, no car, God only knows what happened to their pets. :grr: :grr: :grr:

This is why I will never give another thin dime to the Red Cross.

dg

since that happened?

I haven't heard any more details from the folks in Corpus. But I'm sure they weren't the only family screwed by the RC.

dg

is all the Dems who voted for cloture today.

Those poor stunt people.

I wonder who was supposed to get blowed up in the storyline?

Tripped over some priceless vases. LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I know I shouldn't laugh but :rofl:

the Whizzinator!

OK, I heard Keith say "prosthetic penis" tonight. I'm feeling faint.

on edit: The first person to shove a Bay Air under me gets their head stuck in a urinal. :-)

Also, what Keith said tonight about men living "in shells" touched me. This is one aware guy. God bless 'im.

What's the difference between a prosthetic penis and a dildo?
Is it functional in other ways?

It's especially designed for passing drug tests, ifyaknowwhatImean.

As for how it would work in, uh, other contexts, I would say, probably not so well.

But then she mentioned using the stall and needing to be quiet...
I am so confused. Do I hafta Google "prosthetic penis"? :evilgrin:

Oh the things you learn when one of your friends is a lesbian. :o

dg

Dildo: works for sex when you want to take a "male role"

Whizzinator: works for peeing when you are male and want to pass a drug test without actually having to use own urine

Prosthetic penis: makes it look like you've got something in your pants, but can be used for neither sex nor peeing

Real penis: can be used for sex AND peeing! It's two, two, two organs in one! It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

on edit: I think she meant she had to be really quiet in the stall because if she wasn't, it would be too obvious that she was peeing in the stall rather than using the urinal. I don't imagine "tinkle tinkle" is a sound heard all that much from the stalls in your average men's rooms full of urinals. And a man overhearing it might think "What's with the shy guy? He uses the STALL to pee? What, is he afraid someone's gonna laugh at what he's got or something?"

:rofl: "a floor wax AND a dessert topping!" :rofl:

God, I needed that! :rofl:

go and look again at the title originally given tonight's thread.

Turned out to be way appropriate, didn't it? :rofl:

that if too many of the urinals are taken, you either use a stall or you leave the men's room and try later. 'Sides, you'd want a stall anyway if you need to defecate as well as urinate. I assumed she meant she had to be somewhat quiet about dislodging the prosthetic penis so it wouldn't be obvious that she was doing something other than a quick unzip before relieving herself. 'Course, she might be trying to be quiet so they wouldn't realize from the sound that she was sitting rather than standing but I've known a few men who are "sitters", so that's neither here nor there.

And you forgot an important element in the real vs. fake comparison chart: real ones fold away for compact storage when not in use. ;-)

the word "vibrator" on television... you really think he's going to say "dildo"? :rofl:

The original, said after the hapless Clouseau destroys a piano: "That was a priceless Steinway!"

Clouseau: "Not anymore."