It was sunset on Gull Bay as the EDVs gathered to watch

Botany

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Sat May-20-06 07:53 PM
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It was sunset on Gull Bay as the EDVs gathered to watch

a lone man sailing towards them. Crispini looked out across the water and said. "8 to 80
blind, crippled, or crazy ..... if he can't walk I'll carry him. I loves me some sailor dude."

Rev Cheese offered her prayer, "Oh God, let it be Sparky."

Berry didn't say anything as she slept soundly with a polar Bay Air.

Patsy & DG drank some wine and snarked out loud.

The other EDVs ran to the dock to welcome the stranger.
Some started to disrobe ...... :rofl:

Stay tuned for more on this exciting story .....

"Sunset Surprise ..... A Gull Bay Novel" which looks like this:

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RevCheesehead

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Sat May-20-06 08:05 PM
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1. Let it be, let it be...

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

Meanwhile, on the other side of the bay, some serious cuddling was going on:

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Botany

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Sat May-20-06 10:44 PM
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8. Thanx Rev .....

Edited on Sat May-20-06 10:52 PM by Botany

.... that picture still makes me :wow:

I am sure that Steph was just acting and thinking about somebody else.

BTW did you see her in Madison last Friday? ..... I listen to the show and some
lesbian offered her her shirt and some other women asked Jim Ward (her co host)
to sign her tit. People had been hitting the beer from early AM ....
They cut the audience segment short after that.

BTW :hi: Steph,

I know you read this all the time. Wanna go out for some international food?
Taco Bell???????

:rofl:

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ralps

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Mon May-22-06 06:32 PM
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21. Hi Botany, The Madison station has posted photos of Stephanie's show

last Friday. Here's the link- http://www.themic921.com/cc-common/globalphotos.html?eventID=130824&eventsection=&pagecontent=

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

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bleever

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Mon May-22-06 09:34 PM
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24. Geez, dude, show some class. There's a whole International

House of Pancakes now.

A fine woman such as Ms. Steph is sure to be a discriminating lady.

:thumbsup:

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bleever

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Mon May-22-06 11:17 PM
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31. HELLO??

PANCAKES from EVERY COUNTRY!!

Major dating tip being wasted here!!

Hello?!?

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Patsy Stone

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Tue May-23-06 12:16 AM
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32. Ah, Mlle. Stephanie...

Will zat be the sausage leenk...or pattee?

Stole that from Dennis Miller. Back when he was funny.

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Botany

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Tue May-23-06 02:19 PM
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34. good idea

Edited on Tue May-23-06 02:24 PM by Botany

:hi: Steph,

I know you read this stuff.

So what do you say? A night out the Taco Bell, home for some box wine and
mad love, and then to I-HOP for breakfast? Your treat of course.

:rofl:

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bunny planet

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Mon May-22-06 09:59 PM
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26. That live show from Madison was priceless.

Very funny. You could almost see Stephie blushing when Jasmine (that was her name) offered to take off her shirt. People were there with boxes of wine on their heads.

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crispini

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Sat May-20-06 08:23 PM
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2. Ahhhhhhhhhh. Champagne?

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Botany

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Sat May-20-06 08:36 PM
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3. Every guy's house should have one ....

.... a "sweet cheeks champagne flute holder."

:rofl:

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crispini

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Sat May-20-06 08:37 PM
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4. You know, I really debated about whether or not to post that,

but I just knew you'd appreciate it. :rofl:

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Botany

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Sat May-20-06 08:39 PM
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5. did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Don't tell the others.

BTW I am pretty sure she is not a virgin.

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Patsy Stone

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Sat May-20-06 10:11 PM
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7. LOFL!

Si, ella no es una virgen. :hi:

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Botany

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Sun May-21-06 10:25 AM
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12. Que lastima!

Ella es una "porn star."

Pienso que el v�stago del cristal es sucio con mierda.

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Patsy Stone

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Sun May-21-06 10:50 AM
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14. Spit take!

:rofl: as I wipe off the screen.

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RevCheesehead

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Sat May-20-06 09:59 PM
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6. Oh, sure - THAT he responds to....

and nary a word about the lovely Ms. Stephanie. :spank:

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Botany

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Sat May-20-06 10:49 PM
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9. 2 things

1. You know that S.M. reads the KOEB all the time don't you?
2. She would not dare spill wine or bubbly by holding a glass like that.

http://www.lighthousekeepers.com/uploads/files/wackopaul_8@bvimpact.com/door117.jpg

Rev. sat on the bench by the lighthouse watching out over Gull Bay but she sensed that
walking up behind her was Sparky ..... and she had key to to the lighthouse too.

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RevCheesehead

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Sun May-21-06 01:32 AM
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10. Oooh!

Just imagine the shadows we'd cast at nighttime! :bounce::bounce:

Ya know, Steph, if you don't snatch up Botany right away, someone else is bound to - and you'll regret it the rest of your life. I'm just sayin'.

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bleever

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Mon May-22-06 10:40 PM
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29. If I may quote Eddie Murphy from "Trading Places":

"Haven't you people ever heard of coasters??"

:rofl:

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Berry Cool

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Sun May-21-06 08:12 AM
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11. Oh, yummy. I get to sleep with a polar Bay Air.

How come I always get the worst bed partners in the KOEB? :-(

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Botany

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Sun May-21-06 10:35 AM
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13. Relax

Frolic time w/ Bay Airs is good times.

Besides I think Crispiniis about to "cuffed up" by a man she meets
@ the Crimson River Tavern overlooking Gull Bay .....

Only to be discovered and by a group of cub scouts wearing a leather
thong and halter top as they go for their nature hike. :rofl:

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WolverineDG

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Sun May-21-06 09:00 PM
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15. I don't get any

so don't complain.

:cry:

dg

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Berry Cool

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Mon May-22-06 06:29 AM
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16. Well, maybe you would

if your bed partners had algae-infested fur...and a bad snoring habit.

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WolverineDG

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Mon May-22-06 10:01 AM
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19. Don't insult the Bay Airs

they take baths every day.

As for snoring, well, ear plugs should help with that problem.

dg

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Berry Cool

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Tue May-23-06 06:56 PM
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35. I'll insult the Bay Airs if I want to.

Damn if in every episode of Gull Bay I'm not described as sleeping with 'em, frolicking with 'em or fainting on top of 'em. Every once in a while, a gal gets tired of being slotted into the Bay Air ghetto, y'know?

I need a change of scenery!

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Botany

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Tue May-23-06 09:23 PM
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36. Berry dove into the cool waters of the Bleever pond to swim w/ a Bay Air.

Edited on Tue May-23-06 09:24 PM by Botany

"Now this is a refreshing change." she thought.

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Botany

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Mon May-22-06 09:27 AM
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17. As the sail boat got closer to the dock DG could see that

the sailor was a long lost love and he was coming to pick her up and
sail out to "Love Island" out in Gull Bay. A legal precedent had been set.
She liked seaman. :rofl:

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WolverineDG

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Mon May-22-06 09:59 AM
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18. Only if he's wearing

Navy dress whites. :evilgrin:

dg

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Botany

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Mon May-22-06 06:14 PM
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20. DG's secret ....

..... her lover was a strong good looking lawyer .... but he had a dark side .....
he was a republican but still she could not help but to always be working on
his "briefs." She did this work for free ... kinda pro bona "boner" work.

Was she courting disaster? Making emotional motions? Or was she guilty
of the "tort of love?"

The jury is still out on this case.

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crispini

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Mon May-22-06 09:03 PM
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22. Bwahahahaha!

Hey, at least she's getting somthing, hey? :evilgrin:

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Patsy Stone

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Mon May-22-06 09:25 PM
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23. Methinks

her Mystery Date was wearing a suit in a particular shade of grey.

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bleever

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Mon May-22-06 11:13 PM
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30. Or a blue dress from Old Navy?

:shrug:

I'm not a lawyer.

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WolverineDG

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Tue May-23-06 08:13 AM
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33. I'm not that kind of a girl, bleev n/t

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bunny planet

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Mon May-22-06 09:56 PM
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25. What, I don't get a speaking part.

Da noive.

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Botany

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Mon May-22-06 10:03 PM
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27. Sorry

You get to handle the props and do the stage lighting .....

Very Important stuff!

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bunny planet

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Mon May-22-06 10:40 PM
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28. and to think, I used to be your favorite.

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