New Bush joke I just received

President Bush recently went to a primary school in Macon, Georgia,to talk about
the world.

After his talk, he asked if the children had any questions. One little boy put
up his hand, and the president asked him his name.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
1 ... Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
2 ... Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
3 ... Did you steal votes to win both elections?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. President Bush informed the kiddies that
they would continue after recess.

When they resumed, the President said "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy put his hand up. Bush pointed him out and asked him his
name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

I have five questions:
1 .Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
2 .Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
3 .Did you steal votes to win both elections?
4 .Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5 .What happened to Kenneth?"

Snarky and funny... yet at the same time, highly plausible. :evilfrown:

Good one! :hi:

What did happen to Kenneth?

because he obviously knew the frequency. :scared: :tinfoilhat: :scared:

dg

Oh, no, they killed KENNY!!!!!!

God, I love taking Fridays off. :)

dg

Lucky you. I thought I was going to have to go in on Sunday, but the client is postponing the project, so now I don't have to go in.

Do you have Monday off too? This was a slow week for me & so I decided to take the day off...no appts, no court for once on a Friday. It was great playing hooky!

dg

If only there were more with that sense of perspective!!!!!

(but drat, Sharon...you stole my "They killed Kenny" joke!!! :rofl:)

It should be fun walking in the parade with Nancy.