KOEB - 7/27 - Head On Apply Directly to your Forehead edition

I really hate that commercial.

think I'm glad I missed it? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

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:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

My friend loves it. We fight.

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So annoying.
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was very upset when they edited the commericial. Digger used to say "Undah your nail, undah your nail" and she loved that. She's nuts; but I love her.

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like it's the hood of a '57 Chevy. Ewwwwwwww.

of the green creeping cracked fungus. Ewwww.

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a chance give it a read
A FEW MAD MEN-- WE CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH
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Increased debt is being called prosperity. War is being called peace. Cease fires are being blocked as detrimental. Net job loss is being called job creation. Potentially life-saving research is being called murder. American refugees from war zones are being called whiney spoiled babies. Investigations of criminal acts are being called un-American. The American president is insisting he is above the law and always right. And, reports indicate that there is no tolerance for any other view than that. George Bush has created a closed system. No information gets out, and nothing gets in.
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Wisdom and effective leadership come from real experience and successes built upon education, concern and real life experience with success and failure and an honest effort to avoid the latter. It does not come from being born surrounded by Bush family wealth or being lucky enough to be supported by the Bush family crony security net. Being a leader is not protecting oneself and ones illusions and delusions. It is protecting a nation. Influence is not threatening members of the media and the congress with punishment for exposing the truth, but it is making sure one publishes the truth. Leadership is not exploiting the 30 something percent of the religious fanatics among us as if they were representative of logic and rationality.

Insanity can exist only as long as we cannot see the reality. Madness requires us to gloss over the details. It requires us to not see the faces or ask the names of the poor, the victimized, or the dead. We cannot allow meaningless phrases to be repeated in place of the truth. We must ask more questions. We must insist on explanations. We must ask for clarifications and distinctions.

As a species human beings needs to pay attention. The time for reevaluation of our ability to destroy ourselves requires some truth telling. Americans are not the only ones capable of lying to themselves. People the world over show they are willing to be led down the war path.
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link- http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2006/07/few-mad-men-we-can-handle-truth.html
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Hi, Sharon. :hi:



Hi, Sharon. :evilgrin:

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What's up with the Devil?

I should have added "apply directly to the forehead." :banghead:

Now I get it.

Imagine that! Me, subtle!! :rofl:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

I'm tired and cranky, but glad to be here.

And you? :hi:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

The whole state has needed a good soaking for ages.
I had one of my teens from church cut my grass today. For $20, she's happy, the lawn looks better, and I didn't have to get extra-sweaty.

She's the sister of the Cabana/Lawn-Boy from last year.

gets to check out the good looking local boys :cry: :rofl: :evilgrin: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

Whatever woman ends up with him will be very, very lucky.
His mom is a good friend, so I have extra reason to behave. O8)

That's what I say.

And that frightens me. :scared:

Because I watch this video, newly-released, and I wonder... did this really originate with Al Q, or with Karl R? :tinfoilhat:

I'm sure they've got some others cooked up & waiting to be released a week before the election in November. :grr: :grr:

dg

:banghead: :banghead:

Here, take one of these:



and no more headache!!

dg

Are you heading down to Crawford again next month, and did you see this?

Sheehan buys land in Crawford with son's insurance money

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/...


CRAWFORD, Texas – As President Bush prepares to spend some vacation time at his ranch here, not all is peaceful within the peace movement that has doggedly criticized his war policies for the past year.

The Gold Star Families for Peace says on its Web site that its members will again flock to Crawford in August to protest Bush's wartime decisions. Leader Cindy Sheehan is again demanding to meet with the president -- a replay of a year ago -- garnering worldwide attention and making Sheehan, the mother of a fallen soldier, the most familiar face of anti-war protesters.

But Sheehan and Mark Mattlage, owner of the 1-acre property where protesters have been allowed to gather, have had a falling out over scheduling and increased costs for liability insurance.

So, Sheehan has purchased a 5-acre plot in Crawford, saying she did so with some of the insurance money she received after her son, Casey Sheehan, was killed in Iraq.

"We decided to buy property in Crawford to use until George's resignation or impeachment, which we all hope is soon for the sake of the world," Sheehan said in a newsletter, scheduled to be sent to her supporters today. "I can't think of a better way to use Casey's insurance money than for peace, and I am sure that Casey approves."

I read that the property she bought has 5 acres & that it's around the corner from the Peace House.

I don't know if I'm going to make it up to Crawford this year. :(

dg

The one with Michael Keaton, who says "Saddam? Oh, please. He doesn't exist. We invented him. His name is Karl, and he lives in Jersey. You guys are so gullible."

:tinfoilhat:

How, um, :tinfoilhat: !

dg

He also says something like "we just trot him out to parade before the cameras to keep the public in line. Nobody questions anything."

:tinfoilhat:

:)

Now he's on "The George Lopez Show."



dg

On a somewhat related note, I know a guy named Skinner. :P

He was a nice guy at university & what they say about his history (born on the kitchen table, mom made up his name because he was born on Valentine's Day, migrant farmworker family) is all true.

dg

to try & find something to scare the Connecticut voters into supporting Joe??? Although I don't think Joe will win the Primary & if he does I'll eat my words!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

The CT primary has absolutely NOTHING to do with the timing of this "video." Riiiiight.

dg

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:hi: everyone else as well!

dg

"Self," I says, "do I really want to see a story about George Michael getting caught in the bushes again? No, not really." :eyes:

dg

I agree. No.

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How's it going in Fla-la-la?

dg

Really. You could die.

We're luckier than most, so I'll be grateful. But it's difficult. :)

and it's humid, which is weird since we're on the edge of the desert. :)

dg

I've had that conversation tonight, too. Except with a different George.

Chafee's questioning of him?

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:cry: When's KO coming back?

:hi: bleev!!

dg

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

Now I know why he's a repuke.

His words, not so much.

I think a tan and a little Just for Men.

is the name of my new band.

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Good luck with that, bleev. :hi:

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S'gonna be huge.

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That's quite a niche you've carved out for yourselves. What's that audience lookin' like? Pale and tragic Hassidic teens?

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George, don't knock it until you've tied it. :evilgrin:

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;)

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug: :wtf:

You don't buy "I'm completely happy with my life, I've never lied to anyone I love, my partner understands, it's a guy thing, no - it's a gay thing; but nevertheless I'm pissed even though it doesn't bother me"?

What is he so pissed off about? It's not my fault, George.

men in a park to do unmentionable things to each other?
I don't get it either.
He can't get that at home?
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:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

A sliding scale of facial expressions, from "Saddam determined to strike the US" to "Condi goes to Camp David"

It might be on their website.

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

You've earned your floaties tonight!!!

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

:rofl:

In my generation, people were sniffing glue, not applying it directly to the forehead. :hippie:

the stuff's all non-toxic now, anyway. Bring back the dangerous toys.

And, the other day, I found a bottle of mimeograph ink in the church office! :bounce::bounce:

Mimeograph ink. Joy.

Everytime I see one of those big fat magic markers that the kids use to "tag", I open it and smell it.

Have you seen the sharpies on a necklace? Brilliant, I say!

So you always know just where it is.

I have to go on record as having never, ever before seen the "Head On" ad prior to this.

Believe it or not.

However, now that annoying damn thing is earwormed into my brain for life.

Thanks a lot, Brian! :banghead: :nuke:

OK, I have to give him credit, it was funny.

Surely, you've met Digger, the dermatophite?

And yes, the way he pops the hood on that toenail is disgusting.

What if we had thought to apply fresh mimeos DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!!

Think about how many years ahead we'd be of our current selves!

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you're gonna need more HeadOn.

And by all means, avoid this: :banghead:

I'm watching (for entertainment/opresearch value) Hannity and Colmes yesterday, and the guest to represent the "left" position, who questions the amount of destruction created in Lebanon by the Israeli offensive, mentions the notion of whether or not the response is proportional. Hannity says, introducing the other, "Israel should smash back as hard as it can" guy, "If I hear that word 'proportional' one more time, I'm literally going to bang my head on the wall", they show the two guests on a split-screen, and before Hannity's go-to guy can answer, the first guest pipes in with: "Proportional."

I laughed. I might have been alone among Fox viewers in getting it. But it was precious.


Sean: you promised to bang your head on a wall. We're waiting.

C'mon: it might fix what happened when your mother dropped you as an infant.

Watching Faux news... no wonder you have a headache!

LOL. Do you think Sean got it?

Sean only gets what Karl faxes him.

Everyone should be able to laugh at themselves. Sean can't, but fortunately he has legions to do it for him.

When is Fox ever going to get INTERESTING news?