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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:59 PM
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* 's IMs discovered, leaked to press (hilarious!)
Edited on Tue Apr-25-06 11:26 PM by LearnedHand
* IMs Dan Bartlett about Josh "Boltass" Bolton.

(Ya gotta go back and read ALL these IMs, especially the one between * and Berlusconi about Cheney "poppin' that dude in tha face.")



<snip>

Chat with BigBartlett
6:14 p.m.

BigBartlett: Mr. President?

Kickass43: wers boltass?

BigBartlett: He is on the phone, sir.

Kickass43: did u tell im I need im PRONTO?

BigBartlett: No, sir.

Kickass43: ?!
Kickass43: >:-<[br />
BigBartlett: I'm sorry, sir.
BigBartlett: He waved me away.
BigBartlett: He pointed to the phone and mouthed "Russert."
BigBartlett: At least I think it was "Russert."
BigBartlett: I suppose it could also have been "Russians."
BigBartlett: He's taken a lot on his plate, sir.

Kickass43: o man
Kickass43: dissis sooo messd up

BigBartlett: What is messed up, Mr. President?

Kickass43: dis!!
Kickass43: im like THA. PREZ.
Kickass43: my plates full2!
Kickass43: acshully its MT
Kickass43: dats tha prob
Kickass43: I cant get boltass 2 do nuffin!!

<snip>



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/danielle-crittenden/the-presidents-secret-im_b_19742.html
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:08 PM
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1. Highly interesting. (n/t)
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:10 PM
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2. These "secret presidential IMs" are hilarious
Crittendon publishes them every Tuesday. I LIVE for them! (well, okay, maybe I need to get a life...)
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:17 PM
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3. 'yo bolty'
'yo bolty' not exactly Presidential
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:27 PM
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4. I IMed Kickass43
It wasn't the President, they lied! Liars!

(22:10:33) Kickass43: hey
(22:10:48) originalpckelly: did you know your the president?
(22:11:06) Kickass43: who r u?
(22:11:07) originalpckelly: or at least that's what Huffington Post says
(22:11:27) originalpckelly: I just tried it out to see.
(22:11:29) originalpckelly: sorry
(22:11:37) originalpckelly: so are you the president?
(22:11:54) Kickass43: where r u from?
(22:12:10) Kickass43: what state
(22:12:34) originalpckelly: I do not disclose such information
(22:12:46) originalpckelly: I just want to know if your the President
(22:13:44) originalpckelly: of course if you are, I guess you wouldn't tell me would you?
(22:14:17) Kickass43: If u don't at least tell me what state u are from I will block u
(22:14:26) originalpckelly: k CO
(22:14:53) originalpckelly: well I just wanted to know that, gee whiz
(22:15:38) Kickass43: President of what?
(22:16:18) originalpckelly: the USA
(22:16:56) Kickass43: I'm just a college student
(22:17:12) originalpckelly: oh well, I guess you couldn't be the President then
(22:17:33) originalpckelly: you do know they have put you IM nickname on the internet
(22:17:49) Kickass43: really
(22:17:59) originalpckelly: yeah on huffingtonpost.com
(22:18:11) originalpckelly: they say your George W. Bush
(22:18:35) originalpckelly: get it he's the 43rd President of the USA
(22:18:49) Kickass43: I get that part of it
(22:18:50) originalpckelly: I guess it is supposed to be something like that
(22:19:12) originalpckelly: I guess no one else was curious enough to see who was Kickass43
(22:19:16) Kickass43: but why would a president have a screen name of kickass
(22:19:29) originalpckelly: I guess he thinks he's cool or something
(22:19:37) originalpckelly: or is supposed to
(22:19:49) Kickass43: I have been getting a lot of IM from people I don't know lately
(22:20:02) originalpckelly: well I guess that explains it
(22:20:17) Kickass43: figured it was people that are my college classes
(22:20:29) originalpckelly: well now you know
(22:20:50) originalpckelly: are you at least a Republican?
(22:20:52) Kickass43: thanx
(22:21:08) originalpckelly: maybe it was payback or something from someone who knows you
(22:21:10) originalpckelly: who knows
(22:21:53) Kickass43: what a faulty story
(22:22:18) originalpckelly: yeah I think it was a joke or something
(22:22:41) Kickass43: hope so
(22:23:28) Kickass43: still it explains the50 IM's I have had in the past few weeks
(22:24:06) originalpckelly: well, I guess you could talk to them or something
(22:24:25) Kickass43: I will
(22:24:42) originalpckelly: well I don't want to take up anymore of your time
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:37 PM
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8. Hey, Danielle C. better watch out for you! n/t
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:31 PM
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5. Read more here
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:36 PM
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6. a thousand more than gazillion, you dope
:rofl:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:37 PM
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7. I did it for comedy relief!(n/t)
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:39 PM
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9. Got me !
Well done .
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