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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:49 PM
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You're alone in a room with George Bush. What do you say to him?
I'm curious to know.
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Caution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:50 PM
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1. "You should be ashamed of yourself and what you have done to this country"
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Karenca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:52 PM
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8. ditto.....and I would add----
Edited on Tue May-02-06 12:52 PM by Karenca
"You should be ashamed of yourself and what you have done to this country"

and to the entire world.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:51 PM
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2. "Well, I'm leaving."
There is no point talking to someone who refuses to acknowledge reality.
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EVDebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:51 PM
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3. "I" say nothing. I get a Bible with red-letter edition and commence
Edited on Tue May-02-06 12:56 PM by EVDebs
showing the hypocrisy ! Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the Lord

""You asked where "vengeance is mine" is found in the Bible. You will find it in the NRSV, NASB, and KJV of Romans 12:19-21, where Paul writes, "19 Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave room for the wrath of God; for it is written, "Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord." 20 No, "if your enemies are hungry, feed them; if they are thirsty, give them something to drink; for by doing this you will heap burning coals on their heads." 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." (NRSV)""
http://www.bibletexts.com/qa/qa057.htm

also,

Galatians 6: 7-8: "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting."

Bush has been swaggering and mocking for quite awhile now.
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KyuzoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:24 PM
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67. I'd start reading Matthew 6, myself.
Bush is about as Christian as bin Laden.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:51 PM
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4. I'd turn my back on him,walk out, and slam the door.
You say anything to the idiot's face and you get charged with a felony.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:51 PM
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5. "I just wanted you to know that I respect you as a fellow citizen but I...
...will work tirelessly until the day I die to make sure that your name will be used only as a slur for generations to come. I saw you take that ashtray, put it back."

PB
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:51 PM
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6. Resign NOW!
eom
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:52 PM
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7. Do the nation a favor and resign.
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:52 PM
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9. Don't bogart that joint.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:17 PM
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61. my friend pass it on over to me. clarify here, bush is no friend of mine
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ourbluenation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:52 PM
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10. c'mon - I won't tell...you really don't know wtf you're doing, huh?
Edited on Tue May-02-06 12:53 PM by ourbluenation
it'll be our secret George.

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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:54 PM
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11. Have you always been this stupid, or did you lose too many
brain cells during those years of drug and alcohol abuse?
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:54 PM
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12. I'd be like my heroine Helen Thomas ...
And ask him "Why exactly did you DECIDE to invade Iraq?" <Jaws theme music plays in the background as I follow him around the room with my eyes> :P
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:54 PM
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13. "Is that strait jacket pinching your crotch?"
"No, it's com-fort-able enough.. heh heh heh heh"

"Well let me cinch that up a bit for you, asshole.. How's that?"
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:55 PM
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14. I'd ask about his daughter's work in South Africa
Barbara spent some time working in an orphanage for AIDS orphans in South Africa. I'd ask about that. No reason to be rude-like my giving him a hard time is going to change anything he does.

Not that I agree with him or will ever vote for him, but if I'm visiting the White House and he is President, then something really special must be going on and I wouldn't want to ruin it by being rude.
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:56 PM
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15. I'd ask him why he hates me so much
Because he clearly does - everything he does seems designed to hurt me or make me sad or angry.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:56 PM
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16. I wouldn't say a thing
I'd look into his eyes. I think he could tell from my demeanor what I thought of him.
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:39 PM
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79. body language can tell a person alot.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:57 PM
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17. I do my Scorpio stare and say "I KNOW", never breaking eye contact,
until...
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:57 PM
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18. You look hungry. Want some bloody chiclets? Nt
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:57 PM
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19. I'd say, "I'm about to rid America of her terrible misery" and then......
...and then...and then...and then... well you get the idea.:headbang:
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:57 PM
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20. "God, you stink!"
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Jigarotta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:09 PM
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55. That's the one I'd go with, then fart in his general direction
to sweeten him up a bit.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:58 PM
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21. Probably very little...
Surely the secret service will break the door down and bathe me in 9-mil hollow-points. THEN, it will be uncovered how I have Taliban connections and that they suspected that my left sock was a bomb....

Seriously, though... I doubt I'd waste my breath. I'd probably just try to get the hell away to avoid being sucked into the black hole....
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LoKnLoD Donating Member (923 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 12:59 PM
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22. I would say
Edited on Tue May-02-06 12:59 PM by LoKnLoD
Gore won in 2000, you shouldn't even be in the White House. GTFO!!! :dem:
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:01 PM
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23. "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:01 PM
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24. So, how about that Colbert guy, funny, eh?...n/t
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:02 PM
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I plug my MP3 player into my ears and turn my back on him. (nt)
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movie_girl99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:02 PM
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25. do us all a favor
go quietly and take your evil clan with you.
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:05 PM
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26. i would say,
i do not respect you. your power grab is a treason to every american who believes in democracy, as well as to the united states, as is your participation in the 911 tower attacks. you are a shameless, self-serving, SOB who likes to fear plant and exploit people's emotion. you really are a no good ass.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:06 PM
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27. Was it more fun doing your mama or Pickles
or Jeff Gannon?
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Alpharetta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:06 PM
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28. Want a pretzel?
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:14 PM
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36. I won't lower myself to speak to him, actually....
...but your question was a good one. :rofl:


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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:06 PM
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29. I'd ignore him--that would speak volumes
I wouldn't even look in his direction.
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:08 PM
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30. Never
has anyone do so little with so much good will. You are a major disappointment.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:09 PM
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31. Alone with him? Talk? LOL
Buddy, they'd put me away forever after that encounter.
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:11 PM
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33. yeah, I'd let my fists do the talkin'!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:11 PM
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32. Did that come out you?
Open a window, light a match!! Good god, what the hell did you eat?
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:12 PM
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34. "I absolutely LOVED the way Stephen Colbert spoke the truth about you!"
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slide to the left Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:14 PM
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35. I'd ask him to help me with a math problem
40k minus 1/3 for taxes

then subtract my healthcare

Then my child care

The my other bills

The 4k a year for gas

and then food

and then ask how much he expects me to donate to the repub party.

that is actually a trick question becauase after food, its a negative number.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:16 PM
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37. "So why DID we go to war with Iraq?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!"
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:18 PM
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38. May you burn in hell for your lies and murdering regime.
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fearthem Donating Member (573 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:18 PM
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39. If you were truly a God-fearing Christian, you ....
couldn't, wouldn't do the things you do.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:21 PM
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40. Repent. n/t
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nealmhughes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:24 PM
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41. Re: curious
Can I get a bump?
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:25 PM
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42. Avada Kedavra!
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:28 PM
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43. What could ya say that hasn't been said before?
I couldn't be cordial and I couldn't be nasty only because the consequences wouldn't be worth it.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:29 PM
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44. I'd tell him to resign for the good of the country
because we can't stand any more of his unchristian administration.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:36 PM
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45. I wouldn't say a word to him.
I'd lunge at him, and.....

(not supposed to say any more, you know DU rules....)
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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:41 PM
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46. I'd go back a few years, "Are you a deserter? Did you use
cocaine? Are you fully engaged?
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 02:26 PM
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47. Only one of us is walking out.
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DrDebug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 02:33 PM
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48. Worst.president.ever n/t
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:01 PM
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49. You LIED and people DIED!
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dave123williams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:02 PM
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50. "You, sir, are as big a PHONY as ever I've seen."
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:02 PM
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51. Nothing. But I'd spit in his face....
....if I could do it without getting arrested.
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:04 PM
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52. My son might die for your lie you miserable bastard!!!!!!!
Edited on Tue May-02-06 03:04 PM by dogday
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:06 PM
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53. Message Deleted
It would be deleted if I answered this question honestly! :evilgrin:


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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:07 PM
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54. Cannot publicly say as
it would have the SS on my doorstep pronto. I HATE that man, an emotion I have told myself all of my adult life is wrong, wrong, WRONG, but that son of a BITCH has taught me to feel it and use it!
Why he is still in OUR house is beyond me! :mad:

Jenn
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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 03:26 PM
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56. I'd tell him he's an even smaller man than he always feared he was,
Edited on Tue May-02-06 03:28 PM by highplainsdem
spending so many years literally in the shadow of his taller father and brother. It's so obvious he has an inferiority complex about that.

I'd tell him he's an even stupider man than he always feared he was as he joked and bullied his way through school.

I'd tell him he's even more a loser than he always feared he was, all those nights he must have spent lying in his own vomit on bathroom floors, hating his drunken druggie self, hating his need for a powerful family to keep everyone from knowing what a loser he was.

I'd tell him he knows even less about business than he always feared he did, as he watched business venture after business venture go belly-up and he thanked God he had his daddy's friends to rescue him.

I'd tell him he's an even bigger hypocrite than he really knows himself to be, each and every time some of Jesus's teachings actually penetrate his consciousness and make him squirm.

And I'd tell him he isn't one bit taller standing on the bodies of all the people whose deaths his policies brought about.

He isn't one bit brighter as his policies make a good education less likely for others.

He isn't any less a loser for stealing elections.

He isn't any better a businessman for helping family and cronies loot the country in a way Paul Krugman once suggested was theft on too grand a scale for most people to comprehend.

And he isn't any less a hypocrite just because there's a chorus of other hypocrites telling him what a good Christian he is.

And all the president's flunkies and the rightwing message machine can never make him anything other than what he is -- the worst president in US history.
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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 06:45 PM
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57. I would love to see Bush and Mike Malloy alone in a room together...
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 06:47 PM
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58. Wouldn't ever happen! I'd never put myself in THAT position!!! n/t
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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 07:18 PM
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59. I'd say, "sir: did you know that three Brazillian soldiers--
"--were killed in Iraq today?"
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LunaC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:05 PM
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60. I spit at his feet.
No need for words.
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OnionPatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:18 PM
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62. I guess I'd be like Pink
and ask him how he sleeps at night.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:19 PM
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63. self-censored
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misternormal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:20 PM
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64. I gotta ask him... "What the fuck were you thinkin'???" n/t
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scruffy Donating Member (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:23 PM
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65. Eat shit and die
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:23 PM
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66. You no good SOB where are you coming off thinking you are the king
little should you know you are a dunce, it's ass kicking time and You have the first kick, Bastard. madokie here to clean the place up
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Homer Wells Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:25 PM
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68. Simple!!!!
:wtf: are you doing in my living room? Im calling the cops!!!



:spank: :spank: :nuke: :kick: :kick:
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Progressive4Life Donating Member (190 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:35 PM
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69. YOU'RE FIRED!
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katamaran Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:55 PM
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70. I fucking hate you with every ounce of my being.
I fucking hate you with every ounce of my being. I have never hated anyone as much I hate you. In fact, I have never hated anyone, period. You are a vile piece of filth that has destroyed everything that we've worked for for over 200 years. You disgust me and quite frankly the sight of you wants to make me either vomit or scream at the top of my lungs. You stand for everything that is wrong with our country, and you and your sycophants just keep destroying everything. You and your cronies have mindlessly worked to destroy the environment, cripple the American economy, eliminate any good standing and trust that we had with the rest of the world and are personally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people during your regime. I hope you live a long life so you can see the hell you have unleashed upon us all. God help the next president who has to clean up your giant fuckups, you arrogant, slimy, two-faced piece of shit.

/How's that for starters? Of course, I'd say it in a very level, neutral quiet tone. And enunciate, so he'd be sure to understand at least half the words.
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Ani Yun Wiya Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:07 PM
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71. Put 'em on.
(If it were possible I would bring an orange jumpsuit and shackles.)

I would toss them in it's direction, and say "PUT 'EM ON".
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KAZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:10 PM
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72. Straight up, or weapons?
Oh, and "how's your insurance plan over there at Reed"?
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Liberal_Dog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:16 PM
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73. "Hello, Mr Bush...
Edited on Tue May-02-06 09:17 PM by Liberal_Dog
You have said many times that you decided to remain in the Booker School classroom because leaving would 'frighten the children'. My question to you is: How did you and your Secret Service Protective Detail know that there was not a hijacked plane flying towards the Booker School at that very moment?"
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:26 PM
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74. I'd pull out a bottle of Jack Daniels, 2 shot glasses
slam a few back back and 'take one for the team' ie - the world....


Yeah, I'd give him a BJ, and make sure the cameras were rolling.


I would then have to commit Harri Kari - but, for the good of the world I could make that sacrifice. My kids would one day understand.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:33 PM
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75. I would take a crap and then force feed him with it
Then I would just watch him cry like a little girl.

I would repeat this until I felt like it.
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:35 PM
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76. "would you like me to call for an ambulance...?"
Edited on Tue May-02-06 09:36 PM by QuestionAll
"...and can i help you find the rest of your teeth, or have you got them all?"
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:37 PM
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77. I would never be caught in the same room as him
after listening to Cindy Sheehan, he has eyes that cut right through a person.
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antonialee839 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:38 PM
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78. If a picture is worth a thousand words
I'd hand the lying bastard a thousand pictures of our troops with hands, arms, and legs blown off,
and Iraqi dead plus, some shots from the prisons. I think a Clockwork Orange type toothpick thing is in order, no words need be spoken.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:42 PM
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80. Bad idea
Don't want to fuel his masturbation fantasies
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:45 PM
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81. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
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