OXYCONTIN HOLDS SECRET TO GAY PILL

Jeebus, this is some weird stuff. I am just doing it for the Rush.


Story by Andrew Weisman

The media is filled with stories on the newest scourge to
hit America's streets, the latest "hip" drug, Oxycontin. We
gloss over the reports on this latest fad to hit the drug
culture, this "Poor man's smack," the "Hillbilly Heroin,"
failing to so much as register the fact that the pills are
selling for as much as $300 a piece, many times higher
than the price of heroin. What's a little inconsistency in
news reporting anyway? We don't even notice anymore.
We've got a coffee to finish, a bus to catch. Wondering
how a new, rarely prescribed and extremely expensive
drug could come to such high demand would only slow
us down. And what a demand it is.

CNN reports that no less than 37 pharmacies in
Massachusetts alone have been robbed of their Oxycontin
supply, all in a brief six-month period. To this we must
add the countless number of doses obtained with
prescriptions, either forged by addicts or written out by
liberal doctors. Huge quantities of this drug hitting the
streets, all this demand, and the medias only response is
to claim that it's an "inexpensive" alternative to drugs
costing much, much less. Why the lies? Why the cover
up? It's because the truth would hurt you so much more
than the lie.

THE TRUTH

Oxycontin is a main ingredient to the "gay pill," the
chemical compound proven to turn normal, red-blooded men
and boys into devout homosexuals. Worse yet, Oxycontin
alone is enough to win the average male over to the
homosexual lifestyle.

HOW IT WORKS

Oxycontin is a powerful, synthetic opium derivative, and
a quick, efficient painkiller. How it works is by latching
itself on to your body's nerve receptors, blocking them so
that your nerves are unable to report pain. Unfortunately,
your body reports physical pleasure using this exact same
process. If anything, physical pleasure, like from sex, is
blocked much more quickly and easily than the pain caused
by a cancer. The same amount of Oxycontin used to treat the
pain from cancer would be enough to block physical sexual
pleasure in any five men. It is in this manner that the victim
of Oxycontin is stripped of a normal sex life, with the
operative word being "normal."

more of this craziness (pretty funny/tragic):

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.society.liberalism/browse_thread/thread/c1e20b6ef7389e8/b0ff5aea38724fda?lnk=st&q=limbaugh+homosexual&rnum=6#b0ff5aea38724fda

I wonder how "devout" he is... hehe

it's like Bizzarro World :wtf:

He did become addicted to GAY SEX!!??

that Rush Limbaugh is an 'Oxy' moron!

(Announced in my best Mae West impersonation). :rofl:

..some teenage guys broke into a vet's office and stole what at first glance looked to be "oxycontin" and ingested it.
Had some REALLY weird side effects, seeing as how what they had gotten their grubby little paws on was oxytocin, which is one of the hormones involved in lactation...
:rofl:

:patriot:

Really, really really wants to have homosexual sex. Just the impression I got somehow.

Do you actually buy that? Being gay isn't a condition, it's a state of being. This article is doing 2 things...

1) It's scaring people away from a dangerous drug by claiming it can make you a homo. You might not remember this, "Did you know smoking pot can make men grow boobs?" or "Excessive masturbation can lead to blindness." It's the same type of hyped up ignorant fear tactics they've been using for years.

2) It's demeaning homosexuality by saying a homosexual male is solely seeking the ultimate orgasm. By painting homosexual sex as infinitely more intense and thus desirable, it's also luring homophobic heterosexual males into a false temptation, triggering a repulsion reflex. Homosexual sex is no more intense than heterosexual sex. All that is required for great sex is attraction and creativity. The pieces parts are irrelevant.

This is just more scare tactics and should be denounced as such.

p.s.
(If I am completely wrong about homosexual sex being equally as pleasurable, keep it to yourself. Allow me my delusions.)

If the gay men 'want to be like women, and are looking for 'the ultimate orgasm',
can you blame them?
Women do have multiple orgasms, you know.
So by that 'logic', are straight men actually just JEALOUS?
:wtf: :crazy:

Trying to sell someone a Chevy by telling them how much better
and more exciting an Olsmobile is.

"Once you drive an Olds you'll
never go back to a 'normal' car, he he."

If gay is better why would you do hetero in the first place?